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1992-09-01
The team starts with a trust-building exercise -- eat doughnuts to save someone from a bear.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, trust, doughnut, bear, committee, rope, instructor, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 211

1992-09-02
The next exercise on the management course is to build a commercial airport.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, creativity, airport, design, construction, instructor, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 211

1992-09-03
The team crosses a mud path using only a rope.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, mud, rope, instructor

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 212

1992-09-04
Ratbert channels his pain and hostility into his art.
Creativity, art, painting, bowl of fruit, hate, hostility, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 212

1992-09-05
Dogbert criticises Ratbert's art.
Creativity, art, painting, stairmaster, criticism, talent, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 212

1992-09-06
Dilbert is willing to bet his career on the new technology.
Presentation, bet your career, preparedness, recommend, viewgraph, low point, Dilbert, manager

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 213

1992-09-07
Dilbert uses multimedia to spice up his budget spreadsheet.
Technology, multimedia, spreadsheet, camcorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 214

1992-09-08
The Engineers brag about having written programs with primitive tools.
Engineer, engineer, brag, icon, windows, zero, one, lunch, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 214

1992-09-09
Dogbert says anything can be advertised, and proves it.
Dating, advertisement, billboard, date a Dilbert, newspaper, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 214

1992-09-10
The Manager has heard light is faster than sound and is confused.
Leadership, light, sound, ignorance, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 215

1992-09-11
Dilbert gives his potential date flowers, a deposit, a resume, and references.
Dating, flower, deposit, resume, diskette, reference, financial disclosure, rejection, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 215

1992-09-12
Dilbert is impressed women write letters to guys in prison.
Dating, prison, personals-ad, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 215

1992-09-13
Dogbert convinces Ratbert to share his chips.
Family, chips, brain, thought, conscious, rationalise, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 216

1992-09-14
The "Cow and Egg" lobby must counter the nutrition pyramid from vegetarians.
Start of saga: Cow and Egg lobby.
Vegetarian, nutrition, cow and egg lobby, lobbyist, teacher

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 217

1992-09-15
A vegetarian asks Dogbert to lead their movement.
Vegetarian, charisma, leadership, movement, scrawny, wimps, health, vegetarian, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 217

1992-09-16
Dilbert questions Dogbert on why he took up vegetarianism.
Vegetarian, cult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 217

1992-09-17
A lobbyist from the cow and egg lobby visits Dogbert. He wheezes after climbing three floors.
Vegetarian, cow and egg lobby, heart attack, wheeze, stairs, lobbyist, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 218

1992-09-18
The cow and egg lobby will try to discredit the vegetarian movement.
Vegetarian, cow and egg lobby, CNN, movement, health, choke, carrot, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 218

1992-09-19
Dogbert inspires a vegetarianism mob to demonstrate.
Vegetarian, march, demonstration, leader, revolt, write letters, Dogbert, Dilbert, mob

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 218

1992-09-20
Dogbert hires an Elbonian to act as a trained monkey for a week.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, trained monkey, wage, boot, economy, Yergi, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 219

1992-09-21
Dilbert invents a way to send data without cables. The footnote says "Really, no kidding."
Science, communicator, fibre optic, John Stuart Bell, theorem, electron, horse's head, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 220

1992-09-22
The Garbageman analyses Dilbert's invention from the trash.
Science, molecule bifurcation communicator, Einstein, John Stuart Bell, physics, Garbageman, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 220

1992-09-23
The assistant tells the Boss Dilbert has obsoleted their product line.
Creativity, obsolete, sucking-up, Boss, assistant

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 220

1992-09-24
Dilbert increases home security because of death threats.
Science, invention, death threat, patent, home security, mail, screwdriver, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 221

1992-09-25
Dogbert offers to kill Dilbert for a million.
Dogbert-Schemes, invention, kill, hit man, head on a platter, Tupperware, mobster, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 221

1992-09-26
Dogbert has proof he completed his hit man contract on Dilbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, kill, contract, hit man, television, proof, photo, Dogbert, mobster

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 221

1992-09-27
Dogbert provides research on potential romantic partners.
Dating, detective agency, romance, fantasy, ego, normal, bad news, woman, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 222

1992-09-28
Dogbert decides to become a demagogue.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, violent crime, pet, demagogue, media, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 223

1992-09-29
Dogbert writes a short book on the problem of unmarried men.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 223

1992-09-30
Dogbert promotes his unmarried men book on a talk show.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, talk-show, microphone, Dogbert, hostess

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 223