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1992-06-01
Dilbert is the first in the city to get a new video phone.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets a video phone.
Technology, video phone, camera, society, compatible, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 172

1992-06-02
Dilbert says the video phone will help his dating by helping him weed out unattractive prospects.
Technology, dating, weed out, camera, video phone, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 172

1992-06-03
Nobody has called Dilbert on his video phone yet.
Technology, video phone, dweeb, mirror, early adopter, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 172

1992-06-04
Dilbert feeds a television signal through his video phone.
Technology, video phone, television, celebrity, Dolly Parton, screwdriver, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 173

1992-06-05
Ratbert is being exposed to violent movies to see if he becomes more violent.
Science, violence, lab rat, inured to violence, gnaw, parent group, movie, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 173

1992-06-06
A woman complains she can't meet more men.
Dating, meet men, get lost, stunned bunny, woman, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 173

1992-06-07
Dogbert tells how to act sensitive which is what women want.
Dating, sensitive, act, phony, empathy, suggestion, sports, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 174

1992-06-08
The Boss says change is necessary to keep up with the competition.
Management, change, competition, paper, quality, Boss, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 175

1992-06-09
The Boss announces a new slogan: We are Quality.
Management, inspiration, slogan, quality, we are quality, pay, Boss, Brenda

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 175

1992-06-10
Dilbert complains Brenda has been brainwashed by the new company slogan.
Office Politics, inspiration, slogan, yellow sticky note, brainwash, Dilbert, man, Brenda

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 175

1992-06-11
The Boss celebrates he has changed the fabric of corporate culture.
Management, brainwash, corporate culture, quality, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 176

1992-06-12
CNN reports about solar flares.
Science, news, television, reporter, CNN, solar flare, sun, Dogbert, Bernard Shaw, Wolf Blitzer

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 176

1992-06-13
CNN says to start exercising.
Health, news, television, CNN, exercise, aerobics, weather, Ted Turner, Jane Fonda, Dogbert, news reader

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 176

1992-06-14
Dogbert hears a confession at his confess-o-rama.
Dogbert-Schemes, confession, chocolate, cookie, dunce hat, Cathy comic strip, dance, naked, sin, Dogbert, sinner

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 177

1992-06-15
Dogbert changes his hairstyle for his new television show, "Healing for Dollars."
Start of saga: Dogbert the evangelism.
Dogbert-Schemes, hair, Healing for Dollars, trust, television, evangelism, gullible, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 178

1992-06-16
Dogbert uses his healing powers to prevent people from getting pimples on their tongues.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, pimple, tongue, gullible, microphone, Dilbert, moron

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 178

1992-06-17
An investigative reporter visits Dogbert about his "Healing for Dollars" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, investigative reporter, money, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 178

1992-06-18
The Boss announces everyone must wear ID badges; yet another way to dehumanise.
Corporate Services, ID, cafeteria, alfalfa, criminal, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 179

1992-06-19
Ted avoids any work in meetings with body language.
Meeting, question, body language, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 179

1992-06-20
Dilbert applies for a credit card at the Bank of Ethel.
Finance, credit card, Bank of Ethel, credit check, annual fees, interest, body cavity, commercial, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Ethel

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 179

1992-06-21
Dogbert decides to create art masterpieces.
Dogbert-Schemes, art, masterpiece, charcoal, abstract, cynical, moron, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 180

1992-06-22
Dilbert describes his accomplishments to the Boss in preparation for his performance appraisal.
Management, performance review, accomplishment, invention, license fees, Boss, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 181

1992-06-23
Dogbert wants to open a school for people with no common sense.
Start of saga: Dogbert's School of Common Sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 181

1992-06-24
Dogbert welcomes students to his school of common sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, tip, negotiate, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 181

1992-06-25
Dogbert teaches a student how to get water out of a boot.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, water, boot, heel, hair, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 182

1992-06-26
Dogbert shows a student how to hand scissors to another person.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, run, scissors, ear, Dogbert, Todd

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 182

1992-06-27
At his school of common sense, Dogbert tells the story of Clayton, who smoked a cigar while fixing a gasoline engine.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, auto mechanic, cigar, gasoline, lightning, explosion, bandage, Dogbert, Clayton

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 182

1992-06-28
Dilbert decides to start jogging but has trouble tying his shoes.
Health, jog, run, shoe, lace, knot, Boy Scout, Olympics, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 183

1992-06-29
Dilbert and Dogbert start their vacation with a flight.
Start of saga: Plane crash, cannibalism.
Travel, vacation, plane, mountain, crash, edible, mistake, snow, Dilbert, flight attendant

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 184

1992-06-30
Dilbert's plane crashes on a mountain.
Travel, plane, crash, cannibal, mountain, snow, Captain Bob, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 184