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1992-05-01
Dogbert reads a verse from his greeting card for funerals.
Dogbert-Schemes, greeting card, funeral, death, humourous, roses are red, stiff, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-05-02
Ratbert thinks Dogbert is the only one who respects him.
Family, respect, ambiguity, Dogbert, Ratbert

1992-05-03
A waiter complains Dilbert didn't eat "all he could eat."
Retail, restaurant, all you can eat, lawyer, waste, agreement, Dilbert, Dogbert, waiter

1992-05-04
Fresh office supplies arrive and Dilbert's co-worker begins to plunder them.
Corporate Services, office supplies, Dilbert, co-worker

1992-05-05
Dilbert meets the Lost Employee, hiding in the bureaucracy.
Bureaucracy, lost employee, Dilbert, lost employee

1992-05-06
Big Ed backs up and crashes into Dilbert and Wally.
Office Politics, big people, backing up, annoy, debris, crash, spill, Dilbert, Wally

1992-05-07
Dogbert places blame for slow progress towards ruling the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, blame, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-05-08
The Boss spouts various "Boss cliches" to the assembled staff.
Leadership, cliche, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

1992-05-09
Ratbert wonders about his place in the world.
Philosophy, world, sensitive, life, irony, ruin, Ratbert, Bob

1992-05-10
How do you tell when spaghetti is cooked? Throw it against the wall.
Family, cook, spaghetti, stick, test, done, The Hat, chef's hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-05-11
Dogbert decides to open an advertising agency, since people are stupid.
Start of saga: Dogbert's advertising agency.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, intelligence, insult, advertising, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-05-12
Dogbert presents an ad concept for Shmultz Beer.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, product, beer, hangover, bikini, Dogbert

1992-05-13
Clients think Dogbert's advertising campaign needs needs some "babes."
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, feminism, scantily clad, bikini, lawyer, advertising, Dogbert, client

1992-05-14
Larry King interviews Dogbert and a feminist about sexy beer ads.
Feminism, ad agency, Larry King Live, beer, commercial, sex, dumb, microphone, advertising, Larry King, Dogbert, feminist

1992-05-15
A man combs eyebrows over his bald head.
Fashion, bald, comb over, eyebrow, ear hair, technique, bald man

1992-05-16
A bald man combs his ear hair over his head, thinking nobody notices.
Fashion, vanity, bald, hair, clueless, comb over, confidence, bald man

1992-05-17
Dogbert shops for the perfect tennis racket.
Sports, tennis, retail, plastic, titanium, poor loser, Dilbert, clerk

1992-05-18
Dogbert buys Lenin's body.
Start of saga: Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, communism, stiff, Dogbert, Russian, Dilbert, Lenin

1992-05-19
Dogbert decides what to do with Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, museum, coffee table, Dogbert, Ratbert, Lenin

1992-05-20
Dilbert doesn't approve of having Lenin's body.
Dogbert-Schemes, body, desk, pencil holder, approval, Dilbert, Dogbert, Lenin

1992-05-21
Dave cuts his own hair.
Personal, hair, money, cut own hair, learning curve, divorce, therapy, Dilbert, Dave

1992-05-22
The Boss punishes Dave for cutting his own hair.
Management, hair, fast-track, fashion, cut own hair, Boss, Dave

1992-05-23
Dilbert is bored by a woman's story and starts looking up her nose.
Society, boring story, Europe, brain, nose, cocktail party, Dilbert, woman

1992-05-24
Dogbert wonders why Mother Nature is so cruel.
Science, cruel, beauty, robin, lard bag, mean, natural selection, sing, zap, harmony, perception, kill, ear, Dogbert, Mother Nature

1992-05-25
Dilbert wonders about the ethics of his genetic experiments.
Start of saga: Wilt Gandhi, genetic mutation.
Science, genetics, experiment, ethics, skunkopotamus, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-05-26
Dogbert creates a mutation in Dilbert's genetic lab.
Science, genetics, experiment, Gandhi, Wilt Chamberlain, wisdom, babe, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wilt Gandhi

1992-05-27
Wilt Gandhi picks up some women in a bar.
Dating, genetics, experiment, pick up, line, Wilt Gandhi, woman

1992-05-28
The Boss wants outside help with layoffs.
Start of saga: Dogbert helps the Boss with layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, consultant, severance package, pain, suffering, Boss, Dogbert

1992-05-29
Dogbert outlines his plan for layoffs: catapult from the restroom stall.
Downsizing, layoff, can-o-matic, pink slip, catapult, security camera, Boss, Dogbert

1992-05-30
The Boss tries to lay off people directly and professionally.
Downsizing, layoff, direct, professional, rubber stamp, Goodyear Blimp, Boss, laid off woman

1992-05-31
A co-worker doesn't want to be seen with Dilbert at lunch.
Office Politics, meeting, lunch, executive, being seen, management track, Dilbert, co-worker