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1992-04-01
Dogbert asks the President for a tax break for dogs.
Politics, tax, economy, GNP, supply side, Dogbert, president

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 145

1992-04-02
Congress passed the tax rebate for dogs, Dilbert learns.
Politics, tax, congress, rebate, liberal, ethics, television, news, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 146

1992-04-03
Dilbert's date gets bored by his story.
Dating, bug, compiler, boring story, pepper spray, restaurant, Dilbert, woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 146

1992-04-04
First you feel fine, then you die. That's the Idaho flu.
Health, flu, Idaho, die, psychosomatic, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 146

1992-04-05
Dogbert interviews a rap star for MTV.
Dogbert-Schemes, MTV, rap, reporter, instinct, dress, choreographer, Dogbert, Freshy Q

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 147

1992-04-06
The Boss assigns Dilbert to work in Marketing.
Start of saga: Dilbert works in Marketing.
Marketing, rotational assignment, two drink minimum, assigned to Marketing, toga, laurel wreath, Boss, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 148

1992-04-07
Dilbert is amazed by what goes on in Marketing on Barbecue Tuesday.
Marketing, lost, amazement, party, Barbecue Tuesday, unicorn, toga, laurel wreath, marketing guy, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 148

1992-04-08
Tuesday is unicorn barbecue day in Marketing.
Marketing, unicorn, horn, rare, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 148

1992-04-09
The marketing people show Dilbert the research well.
Marketing, idea, well, question, answer, research, Dilbert, marketing guy

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 149

1992-04-10
A marketing guy explains the Marketing department is like the brains of a company, the Sales department is the body.
Marketing, anatomy, brain, sales, body, engineering, snot, toga, laurel wreath, Dilbert, marketing guy

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 149

1992-04-11
Brent, a marketing guy in engineering, has trouble with technology.
Marketing, assignment, SPARC, MIP, workstation, microwave, croissant, Brent, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 149

1992-04-12
Dogbert shows what's behind movie advertisements.
Entertainment, movie, review, advertisement, Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert, Academy Award, gaffer, Sylvester Stallone, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 150

1992-04-13
Ratbert wants to sit on Dilbert's legs just like Dogbert.
Family, lap sit, friend, vermin, disease, hug, Ratbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 151

1992-04-14
Ratbert begs to be Dilbert's friend.
Family, friend, cuddle, Frisbee, ear, scratch, dating, beg, Ratbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 151

1992-04-15
Ratbert builds Timmy the toilet paper man as his only friend.
Family, friend, pity, toilet paper, pathetic, respect, pillow, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 151

1992-04-16
A woman says it's time for her friend to visit.
Health, friend, time of the month, visit, puffy, cobra, bandage, Dilbert, woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 152

1992-04-17
Dilbert must sit motionless as the Boss reads his report.
Leadership, humiliation, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 152

1992-04-18
Ratbert feels proud about hunting and killing a bug.
Family, hunter, squash a bug, sports, hormones, guilty, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 152

1992-04-19
Dilbert buys a new car, loaded with safety features.
Safety, airbag, brakes, seatbelt, baby seat, ram, police, car, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 153

1992-04-20
Dogbert has an evil laugh.
Family, prank, laugh, maniac, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 154

1992-04-21
Dilbert and Dogbert both have an evil laugh.
Family, laugh, game, prank, visit, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 154

1992-04-22
Dilbert flies his remote control plane.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 154

1992-04-23
A guy complains Dilbert's plane crashed into his friend.
Technology, remote control, plane, crash, Frisbee, Dilbert, man

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 155

1992-04-24
Dilbert's date pretends to choke to death to get out of it early.
Dating, choke, trick, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 155

1992-04-25
Ratbert whines he is insecure about adding value to the world.
Family, music, crisis, value, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 155

1992-04-26
Dogbert listens to sad stories.
Dogbert-Schemes, sad, story, monkey trainer, embezzle, kidnap, Dogbert, man

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 156

1992-04-27
Dilbert must renounce all physical pleasure to achieve cosmic joy.
Personal, pleasure, joy, shave, bald, stubble, Dilbert, guru

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 157

1992-04-28
A guru counsels Dilbert to give away all his possessions.
Personal, joy, guru, possession, Dilbert, guru

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 157

1992-04-29
Dilbert hands a report to the Boss, who promptly shreds it.
Management, report, shred, porto-shredder, tie, proud, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 157

1992-04-30
Dogbert starts a line of greeting cards for funerals.
Dogbert-Schemes, greeting card, death, funeral, sentimental, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 158