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1992-03-01
Dogbert shows seven advantages of being dumb.
Society, dumb, ozone, television, Doogie Howser, Africa, France, budget, signature, Elvis, Dan Quayle, Dogbert, Bob, Dilbert

1992-03-02
Ratbert says Dogbert's name recognition is low.
Politics, poll, election, campaign, president, name recognition, Ratbert, Dilbert

1992-03-03
Dogbert wants to host a television show about ignorant people.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, shadow, voice, Dogbert, Dilbert

1992-03-04
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", people talk about economics.
Dogbert-Schemes, economics, television, money supply, bank balance, television camera, microphone, Dogbert, man

1992-03-05
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", people try to find Australia on the globe.
Dogbert-Schemes, geography, television, Australia, Alps, kangaroo, London, microphone, Dogbert, woman, man

1992-03-06
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", a kid guesses how many people died in World War II.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, history, World War II, rounding, microphone, Dogbert, kid

1992-03-07
Ratbert works at product testing cosmetics.
Family, cosmetics, product testing, wolf whistle, makeup, Ratbert, doctor

1992-03-08
Dilbert joins a drum beating group.
Society, poet, drum, masculine, Robert Bly, warrior, tea, Dilbert, Dogbert, man

1992-03-09
Dogbert smells the neighbour's cat on Dilbert, and doesn't like it.
Start of saga: Dogbert sues Dilbert for petimony.
Law, smell, cat, petimony, lie, trial, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-10
Dogbert's lawyer comes to see Dilbert, for allegedly petting the neighbour's cat.
Law, cat, petimony, Garfield, lawsuit, lawyer, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-11
Dilbert wants to handle the lawsuit without lawyers.
Law, cat, petimony, ugly, lawsuit, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer

1992-03-12
In the petimony trial, Ratbert is the first witness.
Law, trial, court, witness, lawsuit, Cat Fancy magazine, root beer, cat, petimony, lawyer, Ratbert

1992-03-13
Dilbert requests the petimony lawsuit be dropped.
Law, trial, court, petimony, habeas corpus, lawsuit, Latin, dismiss, Dilbert, judge

1992-03-14
Dilbert calls Fuzzy the Cat as his witness in the petimony trial.
Law, trial, court, petimony, lawsuit, witness, rub up, bury, sand, Dilbert, Fuzzy the Cat

1992-03-15
Dogbert offers tax preparation services.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax preparation, income tax, math, confusion, Dogbert, man

1992-03-16
The judge decides in the petimony trial.
Law, trial courtroom, petimony, lawsuit, judgement, argument, gavel, judge

1992-03-17
Dogbert practises false modesty.
Dogbert-Schemes, compliment, modesty, genius, humility, weasel, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-18
Dogbert uses false humility to weasel compliments out of people.
Note: Ratbert utters the famous phrase: Actually, I'm as dumb as toast.
Dogbert-Schemes, humility, compliment, dumb as toast, insult, Dogbert, Ratbert

1992-03-19
Dogbert makes insecure people insult themselves.
Dogbert-Schemes, humility, compliment, insecurity, insult, sexy, Dogbert, woman

1992-03-20
The Boss apologises for a silly and ridiculous assignment.
Management, assignment, channel, Bozo the Clown, silly, spirit, Boss, Dilbert

1992-03-21
Dogbert gives Dilbert some smart pills.
Family, smart pill, gift, Chinese herbs, news, insult, Dogbert

1992-03-22
Dogbert offers his services in industrial espionage.
Note: The title strip from "It's Obvious You Won't Survive on Your Wits Alone."
Dogbert-Schemes, corporate espionage, spy, code name, nuclear device, newspaper, gullible, Dogbert, Boss

1992-03-23
Dilbert invents a hair-growth formula.
Start of saga: Hair growth formula.
Science, lab, invention, hair, formula, luck, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-24
Dilbert is covered in hair from his hair-growth formula.
Science, invention, hair, formula, test, scalp, hindsight, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-25
Dilbert consults a psychologist about being covered in hair.
Science, urge, sunglasses, Porsche, hair, formula, Dilbert, psychologist

1992-03-26
Dilbert is depressed about being covered in hair.
Pun, science, hair, formula, fiasco, Bigfoot, gun, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-27
Dogbert gets rid of Dilbert's excess hair.
Science, hair, formula, Roseanne Arnold, bikini, fright, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-28
Alice asks Willy the janitor to get rid of a mouse and they debate feminism.
Feminism, mouse, janitor, women's movement, Alice, Willy, Dilbert

1992-03-29
A new father shows pictures of his baby.
Office Politics, baby, picture, pug dog, model, compliment, Wally, Dilbert, new father

1992-03-30
Dogbert wants to go to Washington to become a financial adviser.
Start of saga: Dogbert, president's financial adviser.
Politics, finance, adviser, economics, tax, potato, Dilbert, Dogbert

1992-03-31
Bob learns Dogbert wants to be the president's financial adviser.
Politics, finance, adviser, tax, president, government, Bob, Dogbert