Dogbert shows seven advantages of being dumb.
Society, dumb, ozone, television, Doogie Howser, Africa, France, budget, signature, Elvis, Dan Quayle, Dogbert, Bob, Dilbert
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Ratbert says Dogbert's name recognition is low.
Politics, poll, election, campaign, president, name recognition, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dogbert wants to host a television show about ignorant people.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, shadow, voice, Dogbert, Dilbert
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", people talk about economics.
Dogbert-Schemes, economics, television, money supply, bank balance, television camera, microphone, Dogbert, man
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", people try to find Australia on the globe.
Dogbert-Schemes, geography, television, Australia, Alps, kangaroo, London, microphone, Dogbert, woman, man
On "Dogbert's Amazingly Ignorant People", a kid guesses how many people died in World War II.
Dogbert-Schemes, television, history, World War II, rounding, microphone, Dogbert, kid
Ratbert works at product testing cosmetics.
Family, cosmetics, product testing, wolf whistle, makeup, Ratbert, doctor
Dilbert joins a drum beating group.
Society, poet, drum, masculine, Robert Bly, warrior, tea, Dilbert, Dogbert, man
Dogbert smells the neighbour's cat on Dilbert, and doesn't like it.
Start of saga: Dogbert sues Dilbert for petimony.
Law, smell, cat, petimony, lie, trial, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert's lawyer comes to see Dilbert, for allegedly petting the neighbour's cat.
Law, cat, petimony, Garfield, lawsuit, lawyer, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wants to handle the lawsuit without lawyers.
Law, cat, petimony, ugly, lawsuit, Dilbert, Dogbert, lawyer
In the petimony trial, Ratbert is the first witness.
Law, trial, court, witness, lawsuit, Cat Fancy magazine, root beer, cat, petimony, lawyer, Ratbert
Dilbert requests the petimony lawsuit be dropped.
Law, trial, court, petimony, habeas corpus, lawsuit, Latin, dismiss, Dilbert, judge
Dilbert calls Fuzzy the Cat as his witness in the petimony trial.
Law, trial, court, petimony, lawsuit, witness, rub up, bury, sand, Dilbert, Fuzzy the Cat
Dogbert offers tax preparation services.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax preparation, income tax, math, confusion, Dogbert, man
The judge decides in the petimony trial.
Law, trial courtroom, petimony, lawsuit, judgement, argument, gavel, judge
Dogbert practises false modesty.
Dogbert-Schemes, compliment, modesty, genius, humility, weasel, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert uses false humility to weasel compliments out of people.
Note: Ratbert utters the famous phrase: Actually, I'm as dumb as toast.
Dogbert-Schemes, humility, compliment, dumb as toast, insult, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert makes insecure people insult themselves.
Dogbert-Schemes, humility, compliment, insecurity, insult, sexy, Dogbert, woman
The Boss apologises for a silly and ridiculous assignment.
Management, assignment, channel, Bozo the Clown, silly, spirit, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert gives Dilbert some smart pills.
Family, smart pill, gift, Chinese herbs, news, insult, Dogbert
Dogbert offers his services in industrial espionage.
Note: The title strip from "It's Obvious You Won't Survive on Your Wits Alone."
Dogbert-Schemes, corporate espionage, spy, code name, nuclear device, newspaper, gullible, Dogbert, Boss
Dilbert invents a hair-growth formula.
Start of saga: Hair growth formula.
Science, lab, invention, hair, formula, luck, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is covered in hair from his hair-growth formula.
Science, invention, hair, formula, test, scalp, hindsight, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert consults a psychologist about being covered in hair.
Science, urge, sunglasses, Porsche, hair, formula, Dilbert, psychologist
Dilbert is depressed about being covered in hair.
Pun, science, hair, formula, fiasco, Bigfoot, gun, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gets rid of Dilbert's excess hair.
Science, hair, formula, Roseanne Arnold, bikini, fright, Dilbert, Dogbert
Alice asks Willy the janitor to get rid of a mouse and they debate feminism.
Feminism, mouse, janitor, women's movement, Alice, Willy, Dilbert
A new father shows pictures of his baby.
Office Politics, baby, picture, pug dog, model, compliment, Wally, Dilbert, new father
Dogbert wants to go to Washington to become a financial adviser.
Start of saga: Dogbert, president's financial adviser.
Politics, finance, adviser, economics, tax, potato, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bob learns Dogbert wants to be the president's financial adviser.
Politics, finance, adviser, tax, president, government, Bob, Dogbert