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1992-02-01
Dogbert has to fake his way through square dance calling.
Dogbert-Schemes, square dance, Dogbert, dancers

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 119

1992-02-02
Dilbert asks Carol for comments on his report. She doesn't like it.
Administration, secretary, report, dance on grave, power, tripe, spit, Dilbert, Carol, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 120

1992-02-03
The president of the local Mensa chapter asks Dilbert to join. Dilbert asks the famous question "If we're so smart, why do we work here?"
Start of saga: Dilbert joins Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, practical application, egghead, Mensa president, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 121

1992-02-04
Dilbert shows up for his first Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 121

1992-02-05
Dilbert hopes his career will benefit from joining Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, career expo, network, career, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 121

1992-02-06
The Mensa president explains what happens at the Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, party game, DNA, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 122

1992-02-07
Ratbert realises buckyballs exist, but it does him ill.
Family, insight, buckyballs, flash, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 122

1992-02-08
Dilbert states evolution must be true because that's what he was taught to believe.
Science, evolution, scientific method, time, cause and effect, cult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 122

1992-02-09
Dilbert visits friends and sees a video of Timmy's birth.
Family, birth, video, VHS, Caesarian section, operation, appendectomy, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 123

1992-02-10
Dilbert gives up on his robot because it's impossible.
Start of saga: Dilbert creates a robot.
Science, robot, invention, ego, neurospectrum field, calibrate, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert, Garbageman, Ruebert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 124

1992-02-11
The Robot's Code means the robot must serve and protect humans.
Science, robot's code, strength, serve, crush, sign, program, Ruebert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 124

1992-02-12
The robot makes clothes out of Dilbert's clothing.
Science, robot, clothes, drapes, underpants, bad, discipline, Ruebert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 124

1992-02-13
Dogbert asks the Garbageman why the robot won't obey.
Science, robot, command, taunt, calibrate, neuro-actuator, obey, Dogbert, Garbageman, Dilbert, Ruebert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 125

1992-02-14
Dilbert builds a guilt module for the robot.
Science, emotion, robot, guilt, ethics, conscience, shame, control module, spit, Dogbert, Ruebert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 125

1992-02-15
Cows cause heart attacks, global warming and the California drought.
Science, worry, robot, global warming, California, drought, heart attack, cow, Ruebert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 125

1992-02-16
A big-nosed woman says she will have an operation.
Health, nose job, operation, intern, lips, puff, snort, bandages, Dilbert, Wally, big-nosed woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 126

1992-02-17
Dogbert gives the robot a name: Ruebert.
Science, name, rue, fault, spell, robot, Dogbert, Ruebert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 127

1992-02-18
Ruebert creates a feminine robot for company.
Science, robot, invention, National Organisation of Women, feminine, Dilbert, Ruebert, feminine robot

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 127

1992-02-19
Ruebert thinks he will have marital bliss with the feminine robot.
Science, robot, mate, marital bliss, can opener, hell, Gomer, Ruebert, feminine robot

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 127

1992-02-20
The feminine robot says women have been discriminated against for a million years, so she deserves compensation.
Science, robot, discrimination, guilt, injustice, persuasion, argument, Ruebert, feminine robot

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 128

1992-02-21
A kid says he's in trouble.
Society, trouble, parent, humourous, spree, murder, park bench, bench, Brett, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 128

1992-02-22
Brett has a hydrogen bomb.
Society, hydrogen bomb, dangerous, wagon, kill, suggestion, gizmo, Dogbert, Brett

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 128

1992-02-23
The Bank of Ethel has changed into a secret Swiss bank. Dilbert tries to withdraw money.
Finance, Bank of Ethel, Swiss Bank, secret, withdraw, account, Dilbert, Ethel

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 129

1992-02-24
Dogbert wants to run for president of the United States.
Start of saga: Dogbert runs for president.
Politics, president, campaign, United States, Democrat, communism, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 130

1992-02-25
Dogbert says why he wants to run for president: power and wealth.
Politics, president, campaign, ego, power, wealth, ignorant masses, government, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 130

1992-02-26
Dilbert doesn't like Dogbert's motives for wanting to be president.
Politics, president, campaign, slave, land owner, founding fathers, democracy, ignorant masses, king, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 130

1992-02-27
Dogbert interviews Ratbert to be his running mate in the presidential campaign.
Politics, election, president, campaign, vice president, inept, simple-minded, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 131

1992-02-28
The Garbageman becomes Dogbert's campaign strategist.
Politics, election, president, campaign, strategy, park, profit, Garbageman, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 131

1992-02-29
The Garbageman explains the key to winning an election is voter turnout.
Politics, election, president, campaign, voter turnout, advertisement, voting booth, Garbageman, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 131