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1992-01-01
The elves decide to try verbal intimidation.
Family, magic, fear, respect, intimidation, doughnut, bozo, Karl, Dilbert, elf

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 106

1992-01-02
Ratbert tries to infiltrate the elf gang.
Family, gang, infiltrate, disguise, handshake, guess, Dogbert, Ratbert, elf

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 107

1992-01-03
The elves present their demands to Dilbert.
Family, gang, demand, funny, swat, slap, flyswatter, Dilbert, elf

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 107

1992-01-04
Which way does the water swirl on the equator?
Science, equator, water, drain, swirl, clockwise, coriolis, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 107

1992-01-05
Dogbert babysits, and fills the kid's brain with nonsense.
Dogbert-Schemes, babysit, nonsense, alien, kindergarten, brain, Dogbert, Bret

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 108

1992-01-06
Dogbert enjoys annoying Dilbert.
Family, ping-pong, gun, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 109

1992-01-07
Dilbert's boss "builds" morale by slapping Dilbert with a flyswatter.
Leadership, morale, flyswatter, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 109

1992-01-08
Dilbert wonders why he should get out of bed.
Philosophy, bed, awake, rise, hungry, bagel, think, breakfast, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 109

1992-01-09
Ratbert brings Dilbert an apple.
Family, favour, apple, like, hate, snack, Ratbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 110

1992-01-10
Dilbert can't find anybody brain-alive in a Friday afternoon meeting.
Meeting, Friday, productivity, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 110

1992-01-11
A long distance company calls Dilbert to ask him to switch.
Retail, solicit, telephone, long distance, vague, inconvenient, telemarketing, telco, Dilbert, telemarketer

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 110

1992-01-12
Dogbert reviews what's allowed for free speech.
Politics, free speech, obscene, lawyer, sue, disadvantage, religion, first amendment, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 111

1992-01-13
Dogbert opens a private prison.
Start of saga: Dogbert's private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 112

1992-01-14
A prisoner arrives at Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, investment, rich, embezzle, sentence, tuxedo, Dogbert, prisoner

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 112

1992-01-15
Dilbert complains Dogbert turned the house into a private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy hour, complain, prisoner, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 112

1992-01-16
Dogbert tries to keep the prisoners happy.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy, snore, kill, lawyer, bathrobe, Dogbert, prisoner

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 113

1992-01-17
Dogbert announces executions to save money at the jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, execution, joke, warden, operating cost, bathrobe, bullhorn, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 113

1992-01-18
Prisoners plan to escape from Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, escape, ladder, dental floss, bathrobe, prisoner

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 113

1992-01-19
Uncle Ned shows his hunting trophies to Dilbert.
Family, hunting, trophy, bear, zoo, dove, neighbour, postal employee, roast, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Ned

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 114

1992-01-20
Dogbert wants to start insider trading of stocks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, tip, stock, board meeting, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 115

1992-01-21
Dogbert gets rich by doing some insider trading over his PC.
Dogbert-Schemes, stock, insider trading, slap, newspaper, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 115

1992-01-22
Somebody turned in Dogbert for insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, stock, tip, authority, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 115

1992-01-23
Dogbert asks Ratbert why he tipped off the authorities on Dogbert's insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, tip off, insider trading, stock, reward, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 116

1992-01-24
A judge sentences Dogbert for his insider stock trading.
Law, court, trial, insider trading, stock, guilty, punish, Kitty Kelly, biography, gavel, judge, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 116

1992-01-25
Dilbert has many scratches after his interview with Kitty Kelly.
Law, sentence, Kitty Kelly, love, watch, trust, lipstick, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 116

1992-01-26
Dogbert offers advice on getting a date: men die first so there are more older women than men.
Dating, statistics, serial killer, old, young, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 117

1992-01-27
Dogbert reacts with jealousy to Dilbert's new goldfish.
Start of saga: Dilbert's goldfish.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 118

1992-01-28
Dilbert doesn't believe his goldfish flushed himself.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, suicide, flush, rival, school, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 118

1992-01-29
Dogbert takes a lie detector test about the goldfish suicide.
Family, goldfish, Abe Lincoln, suicide, lie detector, mistake, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 118

1992-01-30
The new guy is amazingly productive, but it is not a compliment.
Bureaucracy, productivity, savant, Dilbert, Wally, new employee

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 119

1992-01-31
Dogbert gets interviewed for square dance caller.
Society, square-dance caller, resume, Pulitzer Prize, Aberdeen Hall of Dung, Dogbert, square dancer

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 119