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1991-12-01
The Boss wants a presentation on Dilbert's project, even though it was only assigned an hour ago.
Project, presentation, status, review, analytical, schedule, math, Boss, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 93

1991-12-02
The Boss introduces Zimbu the monkey, Dilbert's new co-worker.
Start of saga: Zimbu the monkey.
Office Politics, new employee, English, zoo, insult, intelligence, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 94

1991-12-03
Dilbert says Zimbu needs more than language skills to be an engineer.
Office Politics, zoo, language, English, cafeteria, doughnut, staff meeting, Dilbert, Zimbu, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 94

1991-12-04
Dilbert asks Zimbu to give it all up and stop being an engineer.
Office Politics, language, program, BASIC, charade, rote, logic, Dilbert, Zimbu

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 94

1991-12-05
Wally and Dilbert torment Nervous Ted with rumours of layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, nervous, Dilbert, Wally, Nervous Ted

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 95

1991-12-06
Can Dilbert tell the difference between an electric razor and a toaster?
Family, razor, toaster, shave, joke, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 95

1991-12-07
Dilbert compares his date's lips to earthworms.
Dating, romance, eye, mystery, earthworm, sidewalk, rain, kiss, fight, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 95

1991-12-08
Bob rips pants off guys we hate for no reason at all.
Society, rip pants off, hate, bicycle, dance, wine, polyester, conversation, flowered underwear, Bob, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 96

1991-12-09
Dilbert finds it awkward to meet people in the hallway.
Office Politics, hallway, eye contact, dance, smile, awkward, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 97

1991-12-10
Dogbert becomes Nostradogbert.
Start of saga: Nostradogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, skeptic, monkey, swami hat, Nostradogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 97

1991-12-11
Dogbert predicts unrest in the Middle East.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, Middle East, sarcasm, sand, turmoil, swami hat, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 97

1991-12-12
Dogbert predicts the end of the world.
Pun, end of the world, gross prophet margin, vague, swami hat, Dogbert, Bob

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 98

1991-12-13
A pregnant woman says she's just off her diet.
Office Politics, pregnant, diet, insult, woman, Dilbert, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 98

1991-12-14
Dilbert and Dogbert disagree on the value of computer literacy.
Technology, computer, secretary, knowledge, power, special, name, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 98

1991-12-15
Dilbert dusts the house.
Family, dust, grey fox, cloud, brownie, recipe, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 99

1991-12-16
Dilbert gets PCS phones for him and Dogbert.
Technology, PCS, telephone, contact, annoy, progress, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 100

1991-12-17
Dilbert and Dogbert vote at a family meeting.
Family, meeting, minutes, vote, tie, baby, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 100

1991-12-18
Dilbert hears a voice in his head.
Personal, if you build it they will come, voice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 100

1991-12-19
Dogbert becomes a newspaper critic.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, critic, sniff, one star, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 101

1991-12-20
Nardo does not respect personal space.
Office Politics, personal space, pocket, close, Wally, Dilbert, Nardo

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 101

1991-12-21
Dogbert can't respect the rules of chess.
Family, chess, queen, Uzi, Scrabble, cheating, poor loser, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 101

1991-12-22
Santa has an accident in his sled.
Family, Christmas, gift, reindeer, hat, sequel, duck, holiday, Christmas tree, Christmas stocking, Santa Clause, Dogbert, Dilbert, Santa

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 102

1991-12-23
The Boss empowers all employees to make their own decisions.
Management, empower, decision, productive, fired, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 103

1991-12-24
Wally opens a tourist attraction since he's been empowered.
Management, empower, tourism, attraction, revenue, decision, cubicle, Post-It note, Dilbert, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 103

1991-12-25
Dilbert gets an auto-petter for Dogbert.
Technology, invention, auto-petter, idea, machine, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 103

1991-12-26
Dilbert wonders what empowerment really means.
Management, empower, approval, budget, risk, blame, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 104

1991-12-27
Dilbert's date has an evaluation system.
Dating, rate, evaluate, twitch, nervous, head, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 104

1991-12-28
Dogbert has a shortcut to finding the meaning of life.
Pun, life, meaning, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 104

1991-12-29
Dilbert briefs the staff on the company's new policy on protecting secret information.
Policy, security, secret, meeting, competition, salary, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 105

1991-12-30
Elves want to conquer the world using magic.
Start of saga: Elves want to conquer the world.
Family, magic, conquer, pick a card, pillow, elf, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 106

1991-12-31
The elves pull a rabbit out of a hat to impress Dogbert.
Family, magic, bunny, hat, fear, respect, magic trick, pillow, Dogbert, Karl

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 106