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1991-10-01
Fate comes knocking at Dogbert's door.
Dogbert-Schemes, hover, saucer, Elbonia, conquer, merger, opportunity, pillow, Dogbert, Fate

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 67

1991-10-02
Dogbert rationalises about taking Dilbert flying saucer.
Dogbert-Schemes, hover, saucer, Elbonia, conquer, power, ambition, metaphor, weapon, UFO, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 67

1991-10-03
Dogbert is on his way to conquer Elbonia in a flying saucer.
Dogbert-Schemes, hover, saucer, Elbonia, King Dogbert of Elbonia, smart missile, PBS, weapon, UFO, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 68

1991-10-04
Dogbert arrives in Elbonia.
Dogbert-Schemes, hover, saucer, Elbonia, holy scrolls, shave, duck, weapon, UFO, crash, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 68

1991-10-05
Elbonians think Dogbert's arriving is a sign from God.
Start of saga: Dogbert, King of Elbonia.
Dogbert-Schemes, hospital, Elbonia, bed, king, communism, religion, Doug, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 68

1991-10-06
Dogbert buys a nuclear bomb.
Politics, nuclear device, national debt, liberal, hissy fit, back alley, trench coat, gizmo, Dogbert, government man

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 69

1991-10-07
Dogbert becomes King of Elbonia.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, news, king, television, monarchy, descendant, Doug, bishop hat, sceptre, news reader, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 70

1991-10-08
Dilbert buys a ticket to Elbonia.
Travel, Elbonia, slingshot, ticket, first class, coach, travel agent, Dilbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 70

1991-10-09
Dilbert wants to stop Dogbert from being King of Elbonia.
Travel, Elbonia, slingshot, king, Doug, skeet, airport, bishop hat, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 70

1991-10-10
Dilbert arrives in Elbonia. Dogbert skeet-shoots Dilbert's suitcase.
Travel, Elbonia, slingshot, king, skeet, luggage, suitcase, balance of nature, bishop hat, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 71

1991-10-11
Dilbert goes to Dogbert's castle.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, king, resign, lurk, punishment, blind date, bishop hat, front door, door knocker, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 71

1991-10-12
Dilbert asks Dogbert to step down as king of Elbonia.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, king, paper-rock-scissors, Olympics, mitten, bishop hat, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 71

1991-10-13
Dilbert wonders why kids don't know anything and interviews a kid.
Society, trivia, knowledge, president, United States, MC Hammer, lake, sarcasm, school, stupid, microphone, Dilbert, kid

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 72

1991-10-14
Dilbert tries to convince Dogbert to leave Elbonia.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, king, democracy, national bird, condor, Frisbee, bishop hat, throne, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 73

1991-10-15
Elbonians demand free speech from King Dogbert.
Politics, democracy, Elbonia, free speech, hat, idea, pressure, market, society, bishop hat, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 73

1991-10-16
The Elbonians present their bill of rights.
Politics, democracy, Elbonia, bill of rights, potato, armpit noise, first draft, bishop hat, throne, Elbonian, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 73

1991-10-17
The Elbonian democratic movement has a leader.
Politics, democracy, Elbonia, leader, charisma, give me liberty, are we mice, bishop hat, Dilbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 74

1991-10-18
The Elbonians come to the gates with pickaxes and rakes.
Politics, mob, pickaxe, gate, emergency, slingshot, garden festival, bishop hat, throne, pick, shovel, Dogbert, Dilbert, Elbonian

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 74

1991-10-19
Dilbert asks for help with a crossword puzzle.
Family, crossword puzzle, idiot, newspaper, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 74

1991-10-20
Dilbert collects butterflies.
Science, butterfly, chemical, glass, art, wing, park, Dilbert, Dogbert, Mother Nature

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 75

1991-10-21
Wally tries to get fired because the layoff plan is generous.
Note: Wally's first appearance.
Benefits, layoff, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 76

1991-10-22
Wally still hasn't been able to get fired.
Office Politics, fire, luck, severance package, Krazy Glue, farm animal, staff meeting, pig, duck, cow, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 76

1991-10-23
Dilbert looks through his high school yearbook.
Personal, high school, yearbook, most likely to, potato, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 76

1991-10-24
Dilbert reminisces about dopey Bobby Noober from high school.
Personal, high school, yearbook, frog, flagpole, principal, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 77

1991-10-25
The Boss hires Tom Peters as a business consultant.
Management, customer, focus, business consultant, criticism, spit, Boss, Tom Peters, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 77

1991-10-26
Dilbert complains he has no luck.
Personal, luck, if life gives you lemons, lemonade, allergy, citrus, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 77

1991-10-27
Dogbert investigates a possible poltergeist.
Society, investigative reporter, poltergeist, disturbance, farm, Dogbert, Kay and Clem Bovinski

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 78

1991-10-28
Dilbert pays ten dollars to pet Dogbert.
Family, negotiate, offer, pet, industry standard, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 79

1991-10-29
Dogbert charges five dollars for people to pet him.
Dogbert-Schemes, pet, rabies, wag, sale, sidewalk, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 79

1991-10-30
Dilbert tells a psychologist about having to pay to pet his dog.
Personal, couch, touch, dating, pet, hug, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 79

1991-10-31
Ted avoids assignments by taking vacation during work time.
Meeting, explanation, vacation, avoid work, sick time, Ted, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 80