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1991-09-01
Lisa, a former date, comes to Dilbert's neighbourhood to deliver a note.
Dating, brick, note, awkward, walk, neighbourhood, oxygen, fungus, Valentine, Dilbert, Lisa

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 54

1991-09-02
Dilbert is introduced to Floyd Remora, a new co-worker who attaches to the backs of other workers.
Start of saga: Floyd Remora, who attaches to the backs of successful co-workers.
Office Politics, co-worker, skill, remora, attaching to backs of co-worker, suction, Boss, Dilbert, Floyd Remora

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 55

1991-09-03
Wally had his turn to work with Floyd Remora.
Office Politics, remora, success, contribution, lance, hickey, back, suction, Wally, Dilbert, Floyd Remora

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 55

1991-09-04
Dilbert's date objects to the little man on Dilbert's back.
Dating, remora, back, critical, success, pressure, die, suction, flowers, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, Floyd Remora

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 55

1991-09-05
Dogbert meets a teenager worried about wood.
Society, worry, wood, war, Norway, fiord, draft, pimple, zit, Dogbert, worried teenager

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 56

1991-09-06
Dilbert tries to sculpt an elephant.
Personal, sculpt, elephant, marble, statue, art, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 56

1991-09-07
The Boss combats feminism by awarding the title of "Company Fellow" to Betty.
Feminism, myth, sexist, director, fellow, restroom, washroom, Boss, Betty

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 56

1991-09-08
Dilbert arrives at the wrong meeting.
Meeting, agenda, escape, dark, awkward, economy, interest rate, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 57

1991-09-09
Dogbert wonders whether the news is faked.
Start of saga: Fake news.
Society, news, television, Hollywood, fake, space shuttle, string, rerun, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 58

1991-09-10
Dilbert says news isn't faked.
Society, news, television, Hollywood, special effect, Dan Rather, model, space shuttle, Dogbert, Dilbert, George Lucas

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 58

1991-09-11
Dogbert visits George Lucas's studio to see how news is made.
Society, news, television, studio, Hollywood, special effect, Dan Quayle, Muppet, Dogbert, George Lucas

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 58

1991-09-12
George Lucas tells about his first film, the 1969 moon landing.
Society, news, television, moon landing, Barbie, aluminum foil, script, rocket, astronaut, George Lucas, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 59

1991-09-13
Dilbert reads about primitive cultures in National Geographic magazine.
Science, National Geographic, magazine, primitive cultures, New Yorker, pygmy, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 59

1991-09-14
Dilbert's boss hands out paycheques, but gloats over Dilbert's position.
Benefits, paycheque, happiness, dance, payday, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 59

1991-09-15
A co-worker comes to Dilbert's house to watch "America's Most Wanted."
Family, television, America's Most Wanted, wedgie, cable, victim, Dilbert, John Smith

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 60

1991-09-16
Dogbert decides to trip an ugly stranger to cheer himself up.
Personal, bad mood, ugly, self-help, book, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 61

1991-09-17
The Boss asks Dilbert to put together a presentation.
Start of saga: Dilbert gives a presentation on geometry.
Presentation, staff meeting, topic, geometry, major, rectangle, Boss, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 61

1991-09-18
Dilbert's topic for presentation is on rectangles.
Presentation, staff meeting, geometry, rectangle, parallelogram, controversy, communication, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 61

1991-09-19
The topic of Dilbert's presentation is set according to the interest of his boss.
Presentation, meeting, rectangle, geometry, geography, Wyoming, Wally, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 62

1991-09-20
The Boss asks Dilbert and Alice to learn lines for the company commercial.
Sales, commercial, script, abuse, serve, love puppet, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 62

1991-09-21
A body builder says it's not easy to explain what he does.
Society, body builder, party, pay, park, park bench, bench, Dogbert, weight lifter

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 62

1991-09-22
Dogbert meets a fish with legs.
Science, nature, evolution, leg, Rodney Dangerfield, mate, mutant, Dogbert, fish

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 63

1991-09-23
Dogbert practises preaching from a cliff.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, preach, worship, practise, eye, zombie, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 64

1991-09-24
Dogbert and Ratbert both try visualising their goals.
Family, conquest, visualisation, cheese, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 64

1991-09-25
Wally wants to borrow a pen from Dilbert.
Office Politics, pen, borrow, personal relationship, farewell, Wally, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 64

1991-09-26
A co-worker notifies Dilbert he will sleep through Dilbert's presentation.
Meeting, presentation, sleep, pillow, blanket, manners, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 65

1991-09-27
The technical people have fun over a misunderstanding over megabits and gigabits.
Technology, gigabit, megabit, humour, joke, meeting, fun loving, friend, laughter, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 65

1991-09-28
Dilbert becomes one with his computer.
Pun, technology, merge, become one, ecstasy, logic, emotion, nerdvana, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 65

1991-09-29
Brad always insults his co-workers, but it's just for fun.
Office Politics, ugly, convention, cow pie, cruel, male bonding, poker, Brad, Bruce, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 66

1991-09-30
Dilbert finishes his flying saucer.
Start of saga: Dogbert conquers Elbonia in a flying saucer.
Science, saucer, weapon, hover, invention, wrong hands, weapon, screwdriver, UFO, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 67