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1991-06-01
Another difference between men and women -- frolicking in the rain.
Dating, difference, rain, frolic, payoff, rain coat, slicker, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

1991-06-02
Dogbert fantasises about shortening a movie lineup.
Dogbert-Schemes, daydream, television, knock out, karate, movie, ticket window, Dogbert

1991-06-03
Dogbert says he should be hired as a consultant because he has credibility for being an outsider.
Consultant, credibility, smart, speak slower, Boss, Dogbert

1991-06-04
Dogbert starts working for the Boss.
Consultant, fee, problem area, employee, fault, lard-head, underpaid, Dogbert, Boss

1991-06-05
Dogbert the consultant says the outlook is poor. Profits are down and so is brainpower. The cover strip for "It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone."
Consultant, presentation, profit, brain, beaver, competition, training budget, Dogbert, Boss

1991-06-06
Dogbert has a plan for improving the Boss's image.
Consultant, unorthodox, image, shoot, guess, Dogbert, Boss

1991-06-07
A palm reader extends Dilbert's life line with a grease pencil.
Personal, palm reading, life line, intelligence, grease pencil, Dilbert, palm reader, Dogbert

1991-06-08
An English teacher has the hiccups.
Pun, hiccup, park, bench, park bench, English teacher, Dogbert

1991-06-09
Dogbert writes an encyclopedia.
Dogbert-Schemes, write, encyclopedia, profit, condense, Canada, tree, abridge, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-06-10
The Boss announces random drug tests.
Start of saga: Random drug tests.
Health, drug, test, illegal, search, body, home, blood, cafeteria, Boss

1991-06-11
Dilbert refuses drug testing.
Management, drug, test, refuse, performance, attendance, judge, Dilbert, Boss

1991-06-12
Johnson says he doesn't mind the drug tests because he doesn't do drugs.
Management, drug, test, invasion of privacy, blood, Cheetos, Diet Pepsi, wife, grass skirt, Dilbert, Johnson, Boss

1991-06-13
Dilbert wonders how to get out of the company's drug tests while being ethical.
Personal, drug, test, policy, ethics, dilemma, constitution, right, hack, rationalise, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-06-14
The Boss announces the Employee Drug Testing program will be discontinued because his own tests kept turning up positive.
Management, drug, test, medical computer, paranoia, high, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

1991-06-15
Dilbert and Dogbert each talk about their own goals, but don't listen.
Family, conquest, moustache, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-06-16
Dilbert hugs the Boss.
Office Politics, fish, hug, nineties, eighties, uptight, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

1991-06-17
Dilbert and co-workers workspace shrinks from cubicles to fractions of them.
Corporate Services, cubicle, Velcro, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

1991-06-18
Dogbert figures out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Philosophy, angel, head of a pin, puzzle, ancient, Dogbert

1991-06-19
Dogbert starts a tabloid devoted to himself.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lawsuit, lie, ego, tabloid, Dogbert

1991-06-20
For his tabloid, Dogbert get his ideas from his surroundings.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lie, idea, necktie, choke, die, Dogbert, Dilbert

1991-06-21
The Boss announces it will be a dull, pointless year; Wilson reacts badly.
Leadership, morale, corporation, Dilbert, Boss, Wilson

1991-06-22
Dilbert enjoys the sensation from a Q-Tip in his ear.
Personal, Q-Tip, feeling, ear, sin, box, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-06-23
Dilbert can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce. Dogbert and Bob help.
Family, cook, kitchen, spaghetti, Family Circus, smash, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob

1991-06-24
Dilbert has lunch with a senior executive.
Start of saga: Lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, random, regular, squash, bug, ego, Boss, Dilbert, senior executive

1991-06-25
A senior executive says he's just a regular guy, with more money and a larger office.
Management, lunch, normal, money, office, smart, ego, Dilbert, senior executive

1991-06-26
Dilbert offers his opinion at a lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, question, leadership, initiative, risk, food fight, Dilbert, senior executive

1991-06-27
Dilbert describes his lunch with the senior executive -- a food fight.
Management, lunch, food fight, potatoes au gratin, corn, witch, Dilbert, Dogbert

1991-06-28
Dilbert is arrested for killing a senior executive with an ear of corn.
Start of saga: Dilbert kills a senior vice-president with an ear of corn.
Pun, lunch, arrest, murder, corn, self-defence, reflex, police officer, Dilbert

1991-06-29
Dilbert is in prison for killing with an ear of corn.
Personal, arrest, prison, murder, corn, tattoo, convict, Dilbert, prisoner

1991-06-30
Dogbert the consultant clarifies the company's policy on discrimination and describes who can still be discriminated against.
Consultant, policy, discrimination, religion, cult, handicap, nerd, smoking, Dogbert, Boss, co-worker