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1991-06-01
Another difference between men and women -- frolicking in the rain.
Dating, difference, rain, frolic, payoff, rain coat, slicker, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 14

1991-06-02
Dogbert fantasises about shortening a movie lineup.
Dogbert-Schemes, daydream, television, knock out, karate, movie, ticket window, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 15

1991-06-03
Dogbert says he should be hired as a consultant because he has credibility for being an outsider.
Consultant, credibility, smart, speak slower, Boss, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 16

1991-06-04
Dogbert starts working for the Boss.
Consultant, fee, problem area, employee, fault, lard-head, underpaid, Dogbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 16

1991-06-05
Dogbert the consultant says the outlook is poor. Profits are down and so is brainpower. The cover strip for "It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone."
Consultant, presentation, profit, brain, beaver, competition, training budget, Dogbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 16

1991-06-06
Dogbert has a plan for improving the Boss's image.
Consultant, unorthodox, image, shoot, guess, Dogbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 17

1991-06-07
A palm reader extends Dilbert's life line with a grease pencil.
Personal, palm reading, life line, intelligence, grease pencil, Dilbert, palm reader, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 17

1991-06-08
An English teacher has the hiccups.
Pun, hiccup, park, bench, park bench, English teacher, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 17

1991-06-09
Dogbert writes an encyclopedia.
Dogbert-Schemes, write, encyclopedia, profit, condense, Canada, tree, abridge, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 18

1991-06-10
The Boss announces random drug tests.
Start of saga: Random drug tests.
Health, drug, test, illegal, search, body, home, blood, cafeteria, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 19

1991-06-11
Dilbert refuses drug testing.
Management, drug, test, refuse, performance, attendance, judge, Dilbert, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 19

1991-06-12
Johnson says he doesn't mind the drug tests because he doesn't do drugs.
Management, drug, test, invasion of privacy, blood, Cheetos, Diet Pepsi, wife, grass skirt, Dilbert, Johnson, Boss

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 19

1991-06-13
Dilbert wonders how to get out of the company's drug tests while being ethical.
Personal, drug, test, policy, ethics, dilemma, constitution, right, hack, rationalise, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 20

1991-06-14
The Boss announces the Employee Drug Testing program will be discontinued because his own tests kept turning up positive.
Management, drug, test, medical computer, paranoia, high, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 20

1991-06-15
Dilbert and Dogbert each talk about their own goals, but don't listen.
Family, conquest, moustache, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 20

1991-06-16
Dilbert hugs the Boss.
Office Politics, fish, hug, nineties, eighties, uptight, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 21

1991-06-17
Dilbert and co-workers workspace shrinks from cubicles to fractions of them.
Corporate Services, cubicle, Velcro, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 22

1991-06-18
Dogbert figures out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Philosophy, angel, head of a pin, puzzle, ancient, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 22

1991-06-19
Dogbert starts a tabloid devoted to himself.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lawsuit, lie, ego, tabloid, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 22

1991-06-20
For his tabloid, Dogbert get his ideas from his surroundings.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lie, idea, necktie, choke, die, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 23

1991-06-21
The Boss announces it will be a dull, pointless year; Wilson reacts badly.
Leadership, morale, corporation, Dilbert, Boss, Wilson

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 23

1991-06-22
Dilbert enjoys the sensation from a Q-Tip in his ear.
Personal, Q-Tip, feeling, ear, sin, box, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 23

1991-06-23
Dilbert can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce. Dogbert and Bob help.
Family, cook, kitchen, spaghetti, Family Circus, smash, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 24

1991-06-24
Dilbert has lunch with a senior executive.
Start of saga: Lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, random, regular, squash, bug, ego, Boss, Dilbert, senior executive

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 25

1991-06-25
A senior executive says he's just a regular guy, with more money and a larger office.
Management, lunch, normal, money, office, smart, ego, Dilbert, senior executive

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 25

1991-06-26
Dilbert offers his opinion at a lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, question, leadership, initiative, risk, food fight, Dilbert, senior executive

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 25

1991-06-27
Dilbert describes his lunch with the senior executive -- a food fight.
Management, lunch, food fight, potatoes au gratin, corn, witch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 26

1991-06-28
Dilbert is arrested for killing a senior executive with an ear of corn.
Start of saga: Dilbert kills a senior vice-president with an ear of corn.
Pun, lunch, arrest, murder, corn, self-defence, reflex, police officer, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 26

1991-06-29
Dilbert is in prison for killing with an ear of corn.
Personal, arrest, prison, murder, corn, tattoo, convict, Dilbert, prisoner

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 26

1991-06-30
Dogbert the consultant clarifies the company's policy on discrimination and describes who can still be discriminated against.
Consultant, policy, discrimination, religion, cult, handicap, nerd, smoking, Dogbert, Boss, co-worker

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 27