Another difference between men and women -- frolicking in the rain.
Dating, difference, rain, frolic, payoff, rain coat, slicker, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
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Dogbert fantasises about shortening a movie lineup.
Dogbert-Schemes, daydream, television, knock out, karate, movie, ticket window, Dogbert
Dogbert says he should be hired as a consultant because he has credibility for being an outsider.
Consultant, credibility, smart, speak slower, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert starts working for the Boss.
Consultant, fee, problem area, employee, fault, lard-head, underpaid, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert the consultant says the outlook is poor. Profits are down and so is brainpower. The cover strip for "It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone."
Consultant, presentation, profit, brain, beaver, competition, training budget, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert has a plan for improving the Boss's image.
Consultant, unorthodox, image, shoot, guess, Dogbert, Boss
A palm reader extends Dilbert's life line with a grease pencil.
Personal, palm reading, life line, intelligence, grease pencil, Dilbert, palm reader, Dogbert
An English teacher has the hiccups.
Pun, hiccup, park, bench, park bench, English teacher, Dogbert
Dogbert writes an encyclopedia.
Dogbert-Schemes, write, encyclopedia, profit, condense, Canada, tree, abridge, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss announces random drug tests.
Start of saga: Random drug tests.
Health, drug, test, illegal, search, body, home, blood, cafeteria, Boss
Dilbert refuses drug testing.
Management, drug, test, refuse, performance, attendance, judge, Dilbert, Boss
Johnson says he doesn't mind the drug tests because he doesn't do drugs.
Management, drug, test, invasion of privacy, blood, Cheetos, Diet Pepsi, wife, grass skirt, Dilbert, Johnson, Boss
Dilbert wonders how to get out of the company's drug tests while being ethical.
Personal, drug, test, policy, ethics, dilemma, constitution, right, hack, rationalise, metaphor, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss announces the Employee Drug Testing program will be discontinued because his own tests kept turning up positive.
Management, drug, test, medical computer, paranoia, high, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert and Dogbert each talk about their own goals, but don't listen.
Family, conquest, moustache, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert hugs the Boss.
Office Politics, fish, hug, nineties, eighties, uptight, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker
Dilbert and co-workers workspace shrinks from cubicles to fractions of them.
Corporate Services, cubicle, Velcro, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, co-worker
Dogbert figures out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Philosophy, angel, head of a pin, puzzle, ancient, Dogbert
Dogbert starts a tabloid devoted to himself.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lawsuit, lie, ego, tabloid, Dogbert
For his tabloid, Dogbert get his ideas from his surroundings.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, editor, lie, idea, necktie, choke, die, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss announces it will be a dull, pointless year; Wilson reacts badly.
Leadership, morale, corporation, Dilbert, Boss, Wilson
Dilbert enjoys the sensation from a Q-Tip in his ear.
Personal, Q-Tip, feeling, ear, sin, box, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce. Dogbert and Bob help.
Family, cook, kitchen, spaghetti, Family Circus, smash, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob
Dilbert has lunch with a senior executive.
Start of saga: Lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, random, regular, squash, bug, ego, Boss, Dilbert, senior executive
A senior executive says he's just a regular guy, with more money and a larger office.
Management, lunch, normal, money, office, smart, ego, Dilbert, senior executive
Dilbert offers his opinion at a lunch with a senior executive.
Management, lunch, question, leadership, initiative, risk, food fight, Dilbert, senior executive
Dilbert describes his lunch with the senior executive -- a food fight.
Management, lunch, food fight, potatoes au gratin, corn, witch, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is arrested for killing a senior executive with an ear of corn.
Start of saga: Dilbert kills a senior vice-president with an ear of corn.
Pun, lunch, arrest, murder, corn, self-defence, reflex, police officer, Dilbert
Dilbert is in prison for killing with an ear of corn.
Personal, arrest, prison, murder, corn, tattoo, convict, Dilbert, prisoner
Dogbert the consultant clarifies the company's policy on discrimination and describes who can still be discriminated against.
Consultant, policy, discrimination, religion, cult, handicap, nerd, smoking, Dogbert, Boss, co-worker