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1991-05-01
Dilbert tells about his Boss's secretary and her request for the head of Willy the mailboy.
Office Politics, calendar, head, Willy the Mailboy, bowling, bag, ears, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 121

1991-05-02
Ratbert says he hates the stigma of being a rat.
Family, stigma, rat, kangaroo, pouch, hate, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 122

1991-05-03
The Boss is replacing his department with machines.
Management, replace, machine, bird, bob head, water, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 122

1991-05-04
Dilbert learns how to toss and serve at tennis.
Sports, tennis, serve, racket, toss, ball, smash, tennis instructor, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 122

1991-05-05
Dilbert takes a date to a restaurant he can't afford.
Dating, menu, restaurant, chicken, expensive, oven mitt, cheapskate, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 123

1991-05-06
Dilbert ties his tie, but is not happy when it lies straight.
Start of saga: Why does Dilbert's tie curl?
Personal, tie lays flat, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 124

1991-05-07
Dilbert and Dogbert speculate why the tie curls up -- just aversion to him?
Personal, tie, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 124

1991-05-08
Dogbert asks Ratbert to help solve the mystery of Dilbert's tie.
Family, tie, rat, brain, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 124

1991-05-09
Dogbert asks Ratbert to eat Dilbert's tie to solve why the tie always curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, eat, starch, mystery, placebo, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 125

1991-05-10
Dogbert asks Garbageman why Dilbert's tie curls up -- it might be a snake.
Family, tie, Dogbert, Garbageman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 125

1991-05-11
Dogbert resigns himself to the fact he'll never figure out why Dilbert's tie curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, mystery, wonder, stimulation, Dogbert, Garbageman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 125

1991-05-12
Dilbert is controlled by the television until Dogbert rescues him.
Family, television, paralyse, remote control, channel, rescue, free, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 126

1991-05-13
Ratbert decides to visit Dogbert.
Family, visit, miss, test, friend, trip, travel, lab, maze, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 127

1991-05-14
Dogbert says hello to Ratbert but doesn't want to hug him.
Family, visit, body language, hug, lab, Madonna, perfume, compulsion, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 127

1991-05-15
Ratbert has been testing Madonna's "Compulsion" perfume at the lab.
Family, Madonna, test, compulsion, perfume, side effect, marry, Bunsen burner, lamp, fetish, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 127

1991-05-16
Ratbert checks everything in the fridge to see if it's dangerous.
Science, test, refrigerator, food, danger, ketchup, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 128

1991-05-17
Dogbert fetches some sodas and Ratbert chews on some wires.
Family, soda, gnaw, high voltage, wire, thirst, behaviour, Dogbert, Ratbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 128

1991-05-18
Ratbert returns to the lab.
Family, goodbye, lab, gift, fanfare, friend, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 128

1991-05-19
Dilbert introduces the new guy around the office, including Bud a crotchety employee.
Office Politics, introduction, ivy league, trainee, Boss, Dilbert, new employee, Bud

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 9

1991-05-20
Dogbert gets a pet turtle.
Start of saga: Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, trick, roll over, die, Dilbert, Dogbert, turtle

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 10

1991-05-21
Dogbert's pet turtle fills out an application form.
Family, pet, application, policy, shell, Dogbert, turtle

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 10

1991-05-22
Dilbert meets Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, meet, ugly, snappy comeback, Dogbert, Dilbert, turtle

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 10

1991-05-23
Dogbert's pet turtle dies.
Pun, pet, death, name, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 11

1991-05-24
Dogbert plays solitaire.
Family, cards, solitaire, random, winner, satisfy, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 11

1991-05-25
Dilbert can sew, much to Dogbert's surprise.
Fashion, sew, learn, sofa, stuck, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 11

1991-05-26
Dogbert welcomes students to his school of hard knocks.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Hard Knocks, graduate, wisdom, teach, ruler, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 12

1991-05-27
Dogbert wants Dilbert's help to look for valuable stamps.
Pun, stamp, collect, philately, valuable, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 13

1991-05-28
Dogbert says he found a valuable stamp.
Dogbert-Schemes, stamp, collect, rare, upside-down, worth a shot, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 13

1991-05-29
Dilbert's car needs washing.
Family, car, wash, dirt, gas mileage, bird nest, weed, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 13

1991-05-30
Dilbert tries the new Sony Sniffman, with smells of the stars.
Technology, Sony, Sniffman, smell, star, Donny Osmond, gym bag, classic, gizmo, clerk, Dilbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 14

1991-05-31
Dilbert gets an optical disk player for his computer.
Technology, optical disk, player, computer, William Shakespeare, Greece, history, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone, page: 14