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1991-04-01
Dilbert builds an android from a kit.
Start of saga: Andy the Android.
Science, android, kit, personality, walk, talk, dress, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 109

1991-04-02
Andy the Android does as he's designed -- to observe and imitate humans.
Science, android, kit, behaviour, child, annoy, analysis, imitate, Dilbert, Andy

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 109

1991-04-03
Andy the Android brags he will live forever.
Philosophy, android, immortal, forever, bore, Andy, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 109

1991-04-04
Dogbert sums up what humans do in life: eat, sleep, and die.
Philosophy, android, behaviour, eat, sleep, die, religion, Andy, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 110

1991-04-05
Andy wonders why religion has not worked after one day.
Philosophy, android, behaviour, religion, fulfilment, practise, soul, Sonny Bono, Cher, Andy, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 110

1991-04-06
Andy asks Dilbert about the meaningless of human life.
Philosophy, android, copy, absurd, futile, life, Andy, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 110

1991-04-07
A guide for women to explain why men say dumb things and don't take no for an answer.
Dating, conversation, pick up, boyfriend, goldfish, no, secret, Dilbert, woman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 111

1991-04-08
Dilbert shows Dogbert his new super-hero suit.
Start of saga: Dilbert the super-hero.
Personal, super-hero, power, suit, identity, secret, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 112

1991-04-09
Dilbert heads to the nuclear power plant in hopes of a freak accident to bestow super powers.
Personal, super-hero, power, accident, nuclear power, crowd, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 112

1991-04-10
Dilbert has been bitten by a radioactive bug and looks forward to super powers.
Personal, super-hero, radioactive, insect, bug, dung beetle, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 112

1991-04-11
Dilbert waits for his super powers to kick in.
Personal, super-hero, radioactive, bug, dung beetle, power, politics, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 113

1991-04-12
Dilbert has a headache and goes for a pill.
Health, headache, pill, drug, seal, medicine cabinet, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 113

1991-04-13
Dilbert explains the concept of time.
Science, physics, time, cannon, doughnut, lesson, speed of light, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 113

1991-04-14
Dogbert explains how tax dollars are spent.
Politics, tax, budget, invention, space, secret, education, X-ray, microwave, congress, vacuum cleaner, shoe, stethoscope, skeleton, Dogbert, man

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 114

1991-04-15
Dilbert calculates the cost of going to college.
Family, computer, program, child, cost, college, orthodontist, haircut, Norway, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 115

1991-04-16
Dilbert wants to start budgeting for a child.
Family, child, college, cost, budget, modern, cave, bison, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 115

1991-04-17
A co-worker explains his wife sews his clothes.
Fashion, talent, sew, clothing, hate, wife, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 115

1991-04-18
Dilbert doesn't like sinks where you must hold the tap on.
Science, restroom, sink, wash, hand, Acme Sink Inc, motto, bathroom, Dilbert, board member

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 116

1991-04-19
Dilbert starts thinking strange thoughts when he's alone.
Personal, alone, think, bug, sweat, levitate, pen, shave, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 116

1991-04-20
Dilbert has a first date, who avoids saying how little he attracts her.
Personal, women, dating, restaurant, Dilbert, woman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 116

1991-04-21
Dilbert finishes his presentation to the executive committee but they weren't listening.
Presentation, meeting, proposal, executive, committee, fuh, impression, Dilbert, committee member, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 117

1991-04-22
A news reporter describe British crop circles.
Start of saga: Crop circles.
Science, television, news, crop circle, extraterrestrial, hostage, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 118

1991-04-23
Dilbert thinks the crop circles are messages from aliens.
Science, crop circle, extraterrestrial, alien, message, wheat, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 118

1991-04-24
Experts investigate the crop circles.
Science, crop circle, extraterrestrial, alien, wheat, team, expert, television, reporter, microphone, news reader

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 118

1991-04-25
Aliens scare people away from their landing strips.
Science, crop circle, wheat, landing strip, UFO, ray, Stonehenge, alien

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 119

1991-04-26
Dilbert gets attacked by a UFO.
Science, UFO, alien, crop circle, wheat, ray, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 119

1991-04-27
Paper or plastic?
Retail, grocery, paper bag, plastic bag, recycle, planet, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 119

1991-04-28
Dogbert meets a formerly rich man surrounded by maybe-men.
Pun, yes men, maybe, economy, cost-cutting, squash, Dogbert, man

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 120

1991-04-29
The Boss asks Dilbert to schedule a meeting with his secretary.
Note: Carol's first appearance.
Office Politics, meeting, schedule, challenge of death, winged monkeys, Boss, Dilbert, Carol

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 121

1991-04-30
Carol challenges Dilbert to get him on the Boss's calendar.
Note: The title strip from the book "Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy."
Office Politics, meeting, schedule, challenge of death, trick, head, paper cutter, Carol, Dilbert, Willy

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 121