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1991-03-01
Dilbert reads Elbonia has been reclassified as a second-world country.
Society, Elbonia, third-world country, eat, airline food, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 96

1991-03-02
Dilbert oversleeps and has a headache.
Personal, wake, morning, oversleep, cure, headache, alarm clock, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 96

1991-03-03
The Boss wants the Swedish women's swim team to stay at Dilbert's house.
Management, sponsor, Swedish women, swim team, hotel, expense, bonus, yank, cheque, joke, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 97

1991-03-04
Dogbert wants to open a vocational school for self-service gas station attendants.
Start of saga: Dogbert opens a school for self-service gas station attendants.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, vocation, attendant, self-service gas station, student, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 98

1991-03-05
Dilbert teaches potential attendants for self-service gas stations to do nothing.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, self-service gas station, vocation, attendant, building, Fotomat, congress, career, Dilbert, student

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 98

1991-03-06
Dogbert says his school for gas station attendants will not be easy.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, vocation, self-service gas station, attendant, pump, curve, Dogbert, Phillips

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 98

1991-03-07
A student at Dogbert's school for self-service gas station attendants asks if there are any military benefits.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, vocation, self-service gas station, attendant, benefit, uniform, Dogbert, student

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 99

1991-03-08
Dogbert teaches his students at the school for self-service gas station attendants to relax.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, vocation, self-service gas station, attendant, relax, mind, thought, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 99

1991-03-09
Dogbert closes his school for self-service gas station attendants.
Dogbert-Schemes, school, vocation, self-service gas station, attendant, close, fold, map, paper cut, panic, dead, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 99

1991-03-10
Dilbert's neighbour is annoying so Dilbert takes revenge by taking control of all the neighbours home systems.
Family, home, annoy, obnoxious, computer, television, microwave, telephone, life support, computer science, dish antenna, Dilbert, Dogbert, neighbour

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 100

1991-03-11
Dilbert shreds some papers.
Technology, shredder, paper, clothing, hate, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 101

1991-03-12
The shredder tried to kill, Dilbert explains to the Boss.
Technology, paranoid, shred, coffee machine, kill, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 101

1991-03-13
The Boss asks the workers to dress as their favourite animals.
Management, business trip, Japan, productivity, animal costume, calisthenics, beaver, dolphin, Boss, Japanese businessmen

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 101

1991-03-14
Dogbert hears about a study of sitting on a pillow and watching television.
Family, study, pillow, television, standards, celebrity, burp, encore, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 102

1991-03-15
Dilbert, walking down a hallway, is on a collision course with Wally.
Office Politics, hallway, walk, avoid, dance, collision, Dilbert, Wally

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 102

1991-03-16
A police officer arrests Dilbert for staying up late and playing on a computer.
Pun, late, play, computer, sleep, resist, rest, police officer, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 102

1991-03-17
Dogbert takes over as leader of a Beaver Troop to further his ambitions for world conquest.
Dogbert-Schemes, Beaver Troop, leader, ambition, world conquest, servant, merit badge, Dogbert, kid

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 103

1991-03-18
Dilbert quizzes Bob on how he gets along with a tiny brain.
Family, dinosaur, brain, Dilbert, Bob

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 104

1991-03-19
Dilbert has a big sneeze at a meeting.
Meeting, sneeze, upset, pretend, leave town, name, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 104

1991-03-20
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his sneeze at a meeting.
Meeting, sneeze, toupee, vice president, director of marketing, rib, gesundheit, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 104

1991-03-21
Dilbert tries to reschedule after missing a doctor's appointment.
Health, appointment, reschedule, sick, excuse, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 105

1991-03-22
Dogbert annoys Dilbert to get out of his bad mood.
Family, bad mood, annoy, ear, match, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 105

1991-03-23
A man asks Dogbert how he is. Dogbert wants to know what type of answer to give.
Society, how are you?, social pulp, care, feeling, fine, man, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 105

1991-03-24
Dilbert has been weightlifting to look good.
Personal, weightlifting, muscle, armpit, Latin, looks, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 106

1991-03-25
A street vendor hawks nose puppies.
Retail, nose, puppy, ceramic, motto, find a need and fill it, sales rep, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 107

1991-03-26
A street vendor explains about nose puppies.
Retail, nose, puppy, concept, money, philanthropy, sales rep, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 107

1991-03-27
A kid wants an excuse for not doing his homework, so asks Dogbert to chew on his paper.
Society, mutt, homework, excuse, dog ate my homework, kid, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 107

1991-03-28
Representatives from the Women's Power Organisation call on Dilbert.
Society, Women's Power Organisation, solicit, door to door, hit, woman, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 108

1991-03-29
Dilbert got the pink slip today, he tells Dogbert.
Pun, pink slip, feel, colour, underwear, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 108

1991-03-30
Dilbert tries his hand at drawing "The Simpsons."
Pun, Simpsons, Bart Simpson, bicycle, draw, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 108

1991-03-31
Dilbert is alone at an office party and feels self-conscious.
Note: This strip is not collected in any book and is only available online.
Society, cocktail, drink, party, buffet, alone, mingle, Dilbert, Boss

Book: not collected