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1991-02-01
A doctor charges Dilbert for not even looking at his arm.
Health, fee, arm, word, skimp, stethoscope, Dilbert, doctor

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 84

1991-02-02
Dogbert explains how laws are made to Rex.
Politics, congress, law, veto, president, balance of power, pay, Rex, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 84

1991-02-03
Dilbert explains how to get free energy by stealing electricity from the phone.
Science, energy, free, telephone, electricity, junk mail, burn, fire, heat, sneezing pepper, fan, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 85

1991-02-04
Dogbert writes to Millie, President Bush's dog.
Pun, president, George Bush, Millie, letter, write, springer spaniel, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 86

1991-02-05
Dogbert muses on how he will rule the Earth, while Dilbert is unsuspecting.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, servant, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 86

1991-02-06
Sheep jokes.
Pun, sheep, joke, herd, mutton, night, sheep

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 86

1991-02-07
Wally wants to quit and become an entrepreneur.
Entrepreneur, quit, risk, challenge, pay, Wally, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 87

1991-02-08
A travel agent recommends Clyde Canyon for Dilbert's vacation.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Dogbert visit Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, scenery, trip, tour, brochure, Dilbert, travel agent

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 87

1991-02-09
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his vacation plans to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, hole, ground, mistress, gusto, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 87

1991-02-10
How ladies can avoid meeting Dilbert.
Dating, avoid, guide, headphone, run, jog, eye contact, BO, weather, car, ladies' night, telephone, Dilbert, woman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 88

1991-02-11
Dilbert and Dogbert fly to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, airplane, flight, vacation, Clyde Canyon, luggage, overhead, Dilbert, Dogbert, stewardess

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 89

1991-02-12
Dilbert and Dogbert hike to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, hike, trail, sign, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 89

1991-02-13
Dilbert and Dogbert, at Clyde Canyon, complain about its size.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, brochure, optimist, base camp, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 89

1991-02-14
Dilbert wonders about spending too much money at Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, money, question, hole, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 90

1991-02-15
After a week at Clyde Canyon, Dilbert and Dogbert find out they're at the wrong place.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, rip-off, hole, ridge, photo, Dilbert, Dogbert, hiker

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 90

1991-02-16
Dilbert and Dogbert arrive back home from their vacation.
Travel, vacation, obligation, hate, stupid, theory, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 90

1991-02-17
Dilbert sees some road kill and doesn't know how to deal with it.
Travel, car, drive, road kill, bird, dead, disgusting, look away, brain, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 91

1991-02-18
Dilbert invents an anti-gravity formula, and expects fame.
Start of saga: Dilbert discovers anti-gravity.
Science, anti-gravity, formula, fly, potion, bid for attention, famous, test tube, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 92

1991-02-19
Dilbert thinks his anti-gravity discovery is the greatest discovery of the century.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, benefit, society, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 92

1991-02-20
Dilbert tells CBS News about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, CBS News, press conference, investigative report, suntan lotion, bikini, telephone, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 92

1991-02-21
Dilbert tells ABC News about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, ABC News, weight loss, exercise, mislead, ethics, marketing, theft, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 93

1991-02-22
Dilbert sneezes while hovering with anti-gravity.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, impress, sneeze, ceiling, burrito, ladder, stuck, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 93

1991-02-23
Dilbert tells the guys at work about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, impress, bird-house, weekend, hum, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 93

1991-02-24
Aliens land and want Dogbert to take them to a leader.
Politics, spaceship, take us to your leader, leader, spiritual, economics, military, city, federal, world, trick question, grocery store, ray gun, Dogbert, alien, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 94

1991-02-25
Dilbert sells the rights to his anti-gravity invention.
Science, anti-gravity, rights, profit, money, jump, ledge, gross, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 95

1991-02-26
A beauty product company advertises Dilbert's anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, advertisement, beauty product, patent, breast, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 95

1991-02-27
Dogbert thinks it's great to be a dog because he can nap any time he wants.
Family, nap, tired, hate, life, Good Thing, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 95

1991-02-28
Dilbert can't find a salesperson when he wants to buy something, but...
Retail, shop, sale, clerk, just looking, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 96