A doctor charges Dilbert for not even looking at his arm.
Health, fee, arm, word, skimp, stethoscope, Dilbert, doctor
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Dogbert explains how laws are made to Rex.
Politics, congress, law, veto, president, balance of power, pay, Rex, Dogbert
Dilbert explains how to get free energy by stealing electricity from the phone.
Science, energy, free, telephone, electricity, junk mail, burn, fire, heat, sneezing pepper, fan, Dilbert
Dogbert writes to Millie, President Bush's dog.
Pun, president, George Bush, Millie, letter, write, springer spaniel, Dogbert, Bob
Dogbert muses on how he will rule the Earth, while Dilbert is unsuspecting.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquest, servant, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Pun, sheep, joke, herd, mutton, night, sheep
Wally wants to quit and become an entrepreneur.
Entrepreneur, quit, risk, challenge, pay, Wally, Dilbert
A travel agent recommends Clyde Canyon for Dilbert's vacation.
Start of saga: Dilbert and Dogbert visit Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, scenery, trip, tour, brochure, Dilbert, travel agent
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his vacation plans to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, hole, ground, mistress, gusto, Dilbert, Dogbert
How ladies can avoid meeting Dilbert.
Dating, avoid, guide, headphone, run, jog, eye contact, BO, weather, car, ladies' night, telephone, Dilbert, woman
Dilbert and Dogbert fly to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, airplane, flight, vacation, Clyde Canyon, luggage, overhead, Dilbert, Dogbert, stewardess
Dilbert and Dogbert hike to Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, hike, trail, sign, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert, at Clyde Canyon, complain about its size.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, brochure, optimist, base camp, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wonders about spending too much money at Clyde Canyon.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, money, question, hole, Dilbert, Dogbert
After a week at Clyde Canyon, Dilbert and Dogbert find out they're at the wrong place.
Travel, Clyde Canyon, vacation, rip-off, hole, ridge, photo, Dilbert, Dogbert, hiker
Dilbert and Dogbert arrive back home from their vacation.
Travel, vacation, obligation, hate, stupid, theory, backpack, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert sees some road kill and doesn't know how to deal with it.
Travel, car, drive, road kill, bird, dead, disgusting, look away, brain, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents an anti-gravity formula, and expects fame.
Start of saga: Dilbert discovers anti-gravity.
Science, anti-gravity, formula, fly, potion, bid for attention, famous, test tube, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert thinks his anti-gravity discovery is the greatest discovery of the century.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, benefit, society, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells CBS News about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, CBS News, press conference, investigative report, suntan lotion, bikini, telephone, Dilbert
Dilbert tells ABC News about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, ABC News, weight loss, exercise, mislead, ethics, marketing, theft, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert sneezes while hovering with anti-gravity.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, impress, sneeze, ceiling, burrito, ladder, stuck, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells the guys at work about his anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, discovery, impress, bird-house, weekend, hum, Dilbert, co-worker
Aliens land and want Dogbert to take them to a leader.
Politics, spaceship, take us to your leader, leader, spiritual, economics, military, city, federal, world, trick question, grocery store, ray gun, Dogbert, alien, Dilbert
Dilbert sells the rights to his anti-gravity invention.
Science, anti-gravity, rights, profit, money, jump, ledge, gross, Dilbert, Dogbert
A beauty product company advertises Dilbert's anti-gravity discovery.
Science, anti-gravity, advertisement, beauty product, patent, breast, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert thinks it's great to be a dog because he can nap any time he wants.
Family, nap, tired, hate, life, Good Thing, Dogbert
Dilbert can't find a salesperson when he wants to buy something, but...
Retail, shop, sale, clerk, just looking, Dilbert