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1990-09-01
Dilbert invents fins for humans to be more aerodynamic.
Science, fin, aerodynamic, invention, Charles Darwin, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 18

1990-09-02
Dilbert feels the Boss doesn't respect him, and tells him so.
Management, body language, respect, sneeze, shirt, rip, intangible, Dilbert, Boss

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 19

1990-09-03
Dogbert has a brochure for his new health spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, brochure, mineral water, smart, health, spa, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 20

1990-09-04
Bob is the new masseur at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, massage, hurt, mineral water, client, new age, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 20

1990-09-05
Dogbert greets customers at his new spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, Atlantis, crystal, doughnut, cash register, Dogbert, spa clients

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 20

1990-09-06
The schedule is announced at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, new age, chowder, Jackie Mason, therapy, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 21

1990-09-07
Dogbert introduced the relaxation phase in the spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, therapy, pharaoh, pyramid, bandage, bullhorn, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 21

1990-09-08
An unsatisfied client speaks her mind about Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, rip-off, free sample, evil, water hose, client, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 21

1990-09-09
Dilbert's foot, arm and tongue fall asleep.
Personal, sleep, blood, foot, arm, hop, tongue, nose, sneeze, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 22

1990-09-10
Dilbert gets chosen for a space shuttle mission.
Science, space shuttle, mission, leader, field, NASA, nerd, weightless, study, Dilbert, Dogbert, NASA engineer

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 23

1990-09-11
Dilbert gets a space shuttle mission briefing.
Science, space shuttle, mission, astronaut, monkey, Nintendo, video, NASA engineer, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 23

1990-09-12
An unemployed man explains why Americans are losing to foreign business.
Professional, market share, ethics, foreign business, park bench, Dogbert, unemployed man

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 23

1990-09-13
A repairman looks at Dilbert's television.
Retail, television, repair, part, engineer's pill, knock out, Dilbert, television repairman

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 24

1990-09-14
Dogbert gives an opposing view on animal rights.
Dogbert-Schemes, editorial, television, ruler, disclaimer, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 24

1990-09-15
Dilbert compares a woman to a bottle of wine.
Philosophy, woman, wine, distinct, life, cork, sniffer, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 24

1990-09-16
An old lady in a supermarket express lane takes a lot of time.
Retail, supermarket, grocery, express, coupon, cheque, check, purse, handbag, coyote, lady, clerk

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 25

1990-09-17
Mother nature takes revenge on people contributing to the ozone problem.
Science, ozone, air freshener, lightning, Mother Nature, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 26

1990-09-18
Dilbert's computer model on holes in the ozone is destroyed.
Science, ozone, lightning, computer model, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 26

1990-09-19
Mother Nature wants everybody off the planet.
Start of saga: Mother nature evicts everyone from the planet.
Science, evict, plastic, planet, pollution, ecology, Mother Nature, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 26

1990-09-20
Dilbert doesn't want to leave the planet, and tells Mother Nature.
Science, evict, planet, pollute, ecology, dolphin, acid rain, recycle, Dilbert, Mother Nature

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 27

1990-09-21
Mother Nature says people can stay on the planet, but makes an example of Dilbert.
Science, evict, litter, pollute, planet, Gary Larson, deer, hood, prize, The Far Side, Mother Nature, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 27

1990-09-22
Dilbert gets shot by deer with a bow and arrow.
Start of saga: Dilbert is killed by deer.
Science, headlight, trophy, computer, tree, programmer's daze, arrow, opposable thumbs, deer

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 27

1990-09-23
Dilbert introduces procedures to the household.
Family, bureaucracy, form, food, drink, procedure, deny, file cabinet, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 28

1990-09-24
A police officer tells Dogbert Dilbert has been killed by deer.
Family, death, news, deer, hunt, fingerprint, Dogbert, police officer

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 29

1990-09-25
Dogbert deals with the stages of grief at Dilbert's death.
Family, grief, denial, anger, economics, funeral, pillow, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 29

1990-09-26
Dogbert talks to a psychologist about Dilbert's death.
Family, death, grief, inheritance, sorrow, couch, Dogbert, psychologist

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 29

1990-09-27
Dogbert inherited a strange invention from Dilbert.
Pun, will, stiff, invention, inheritance, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 30

1990-09-28
Bob and Dogbert examine the gadget Dilbert left them.
Family, will, custodian, soap dispenser, guess, inheritance, gizmo, Bob, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 30

1990-09-29
Dogbert still doesn't know what Dilbert left him in his will.
Family, invention, death, inheritance, evolution, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 30

1990-09-30
Dogbert consults a doctor about his happy tongue.
Pun, happy tongue, worry, tongue depressor, Dogbert, doctor

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 31