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1990-08-01
Ratbert is introduced to Bob and Dawn.
Family, mouse, mistake, scare, playing cards, Dogbert, Ratbert, Bob, Dawn

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 127

1990-08-02
The professor comes looking for Ratbert, his escaped lab rat.
Family, laboratory, trail, budget, CPR, escape, Dilbert, professor

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 128

1990-08-03
The professor asks Ratbert to come back to the lab.
Family, laboratory, XP-39C^2, job, will power, professor, Ratbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 128

1990-08-04
Ratbert says goodbye to Dogbert.
Family, laboratory, love, stupid, feed, Ratbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 128

1990-08-05
Dilbert enjoys being the first to read the Sunday newspaper.
Family, Sunday paper, page, read, punchline, jump, section, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 7

1990-08-06
A news report says love made a lab rat stupid.
Science, laboratory, love, stupid, Time magazine, media, television, news, news reader

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 8

1990-08-07
Dilbert starts exercising at a health club.
Health, exercise, expert, Amabor Health Club, workout bench, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 8

1990-08-08
Doctor Fishlips wants Dilbert to come in for some X-rays.
Health, X-ray, telephone, appendectomy, prisoner, Tiny Tom, escape, stethoscope, police officer, Doctor Fishlips, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 8

1990-08-09
The doctor explains a small person may have hidden inside Dilbert during his operation.
Health, appendectomy, prison, patient, Tiny Tom, torso, Alien, movie, stethoscope, Doctor Fishlips, police officer, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 9

1990-08-10
In an X-Ray of Dilbert, the doctor locates Tiny Tom.
Health, Tiny Tom, X-ray, pancreas, suspension of disbelief, nurse, tramp, stethoscope, police officer, Doctor Fishlips, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 9

1990-08-11
Dilbert relates his story of how people had hidden inside his torso during an operation.
Health, surgery, convict, torso, medical story, boring, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 9

1990-08-12
Dilbert and Dogbert make jokes at each others expense.
Family, joke, engineer, lightbulb, equator, fungus, steamroller, personal, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 10

1990-08-13
The Boss asks Dilbert to go to the Accounting Department and find out the meaning of a report.
Start of saga: Dilbert visits the Accounting Department.
Accounting, report, fear, crystal ball, witch, troll, Boss, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 11

1990-08-14
Dilbert nervously enters the Accounting Department.
Accounting, entrance, visit, question, chain, tied up, spear, witch, troll, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 11

1990-08-15
The Accounting person asks Dilbert why he came to the Accounting Department.
Accounting, inquisition, sex, androgynous, witch, troll, chain, spear, Dilbert, accountant, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 11

1990-08-16
Dilbert gets treated more leniently than others for questioning a budget report.
Accounting, budget report, explanation, chain, torture, analysis, witch, troll, accountant, Dilbert, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 12

1990-08-17
Dilbert gets conscripted to work in Accounting.
Accounting, engineer, change, air, training, attitude, witch, troll, accountant, Dilbert, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 12

1990-08-18
Bradley shows Dilbert how numbers create reality instead of reflect reality.
Accounting, numbers change reality, reflect, create, budget, troll, Dilbert, Bradley

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 12

1990-08-19
Dilbert computes an asteroid will collide with Earth in two minutes.
Science, asteroid, astronomy, telescope, collision, repent, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 13

1990-08-20
Dilbert slowly turns into a troll as he works in the Accounting Department. He destroys the Accounting Department by erasing its budget.
Accounting, troll, budget, melt, Dilbert, Bradley, accountant

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 14

1990-08-21
Dogbert joins the anti-fur movement.
Society, anti-fur, hypocritical, fur, protest, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 14

1990-08-22
Dogbert confronts a woman about her fur coat.
Society, protest, fur, conscience, mink, coat, mitten, Dogbert, lady

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 14

1990-08-23
Dogbert protests in front of a store that has a fur sale.
Society, fur, protest, store, spelling, murder, Dogbert, store owner

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 15

1990-08-24
Dilbert and Wally exchange bad jokes.
Pun, work hard, hardly working, snort, curse, Wally, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 15

1990-08-25
Dilbert says people who don't own cars should be able to use car phones.
Science, idea, telephone, car, prestige, coin, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 15

1990-08-26
Should you salt your food before tasting?
Family, food, salt, portion, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 16

1990-08-27
Some mysterious force draws Dilbert into a hardware store.
Start of saga: Dilbert and his love of tools.
Retail, hardware store, force, clothes, shop, naked, engineer, tool, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 17

1990-08-28
Dilbert wonders what it was like before tools were invented.
Retail, hardware store, shop, binge, tool, Phillips screw, fern, Bob, Dilbert

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 17

1990-08-29
Dilbert tells the psychologist about his love of tools.
Retail, hardware store, tool, irrational, stupid guy-thing, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 17

1990-08-30
Dilbert continues on the psychologist's couch.
Personal, hardware store, tool, feeling, selfish, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 18

1990-08-31
The psychologist complains about her job and how she hates hearing about problems.
Personal, date, biological clock, problem, ethics, ugly, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy, page: 18