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1990-05-01
Dilbert learns the microchips in his computer drink coffee.
Technology, microchip, coffee, fast, irritable, kill, giant coffee cup, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 88

1990-05-02
Dilbert gets a guided tour of the inside of his computer.
Technology, tour, guide, hypnosis, reproduce, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 88

1990-05-03
The microchip in Dilbert's computer says subliminal suggestions have been going to Dilbert for years.
Technology, tour, trick, subliminal, suggestion, pocket, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 89

1990-05-04
The microchip in Dilbert's computer hypnotises Dilbert to suggest computer upgrades.
Technology, hypnosis, post-hypnotic suggestion, microchip, upgrade, gizmo, Dilbert, Michael Chip

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 89

1990-05-05
Everyone in the office is scared of the new guy from New York.
Office Politics, scare, fright, hunt, kill, water cooler, New York, Dilbert, co-worker

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 89

1990-05-06
A driver asks Dogbert how to get to the hospital.
Society, hospital, direction, car, accident, jerk, Dogbert, man in car

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 90

1990-05-07
An envelope greets Dilbert.
Pun, greeting, weather, mail, fish, Dilbert, letter

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 91

1990-05-08
Dilbert tries gentle kidding to impress a woman.
Dating, kidding, cool, joke, insult, attack, trashcan, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 91

1990-05-09
Even though Dilbert does not exercise, he is in perfect health, a doctor says.
Health, cigarette, advice, exercise, annoy, prescribe, stethoscope, polka-dot underwear, doctor, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 91

1990-05-10
Students can't locate this country on a map, and one teacher tried to fix that.
Science, teenager, map, survey, country, X, you are here, teacher, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 92

1990-05-11
Dogbert's been bored lately and turns to knitting.
Family, bored, sweater, knot, dental floss, pattern, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 92

1990-05-12
In a parallel universe, Dilbert asks for a table in the "no slapping yourself with a sea bass" section.
Society, restaurant, sea bass, slap, bad habit, parallel universe, Dilbert, Dogbert, maitre'd

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 92

1990-05-13
Bob rips the underpants of guys he hates.
Society, underpants, house, beemer, movie, murder, surprise, computer, revenge, pipe, turtleneck sweater, Dilbert, Bob, car salesman

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 93

1990-05-14
Dogbert becomes an ambush reporter.
Start of saga: Dogbert the ambush reporter.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, Mike Wallace, ambush, affair, random, microphone, Dogbert, man

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 94

1990-05-15
Dogbert, the reporter, ambushes a woman about her career.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, victim, ambush, fantasy, yarn, career, microphone, Dogbert, woman

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 94

1990-05-16
Dogbert the ambush reporter asks a football player about steroids.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, fun, football, steroid, AM radio, microphone, football helmet, Dogbert, football player

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 94

1990-05-17
Dogbert the ambush reporter confronts a little girl about her emotional manipulation.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, pretend, cute, emotion, microphone, Dogbert, kid

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 95

1990-05-18
Dogbert asks a pyromaniac about his habits.
Dogbert-Schemes, reporter, ambush, embarrassment, question, firecracker, Mike Wallace, microphone, singed, Dogbert, kid

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 95

1990-05-19
Dogbert takes sky diving lessons.
Retail, sky diving, lesson, cheap, crash, crash helmet, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 95

1990-05-20
Dilbert's doctor needs money so proposes some unnecessary surgery.
Health, alimony, surgery, redundant, organ, lung, kidney, intestine, humour, stethoscope, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, doctor

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 96

1990-05-21
Dilbert's date wants to know what kind of car Dilbert drives.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates a witch.
Dating, dinner, car, shallow, parking lot, chest, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 97

1990-05-22
Dilbert is nervous about his new date and doesn't want to spoil the occasion.
Dating, dinner, restaurant, spoil, break the ice, witch, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 97

1990-05-23
Dilbert's date explains she's a witch.
Dating, dinner, restaurant, witch, lawn ornament, tacky, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 97

1990-05-24
Dilbert's date explains why she took up witchcraft.
Dating, restaurant, witch, fly, frog, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 98

1990-05-25
Dilbert, turned into a frog, returns from his date to face Dogbert.
Pun, dating, witch, frog, mad, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 98

1990-05-26
Dogbert finds ways to break the spell on Dogbert.
Start of saga: Dilbert is turned into a frog.
Family, spell, witch, frog, kiss, princess, Princess Diana, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 98

1990-05-27
Dogbert attempts a takeover of the Meowco Cat Food company.
Business, corporate takeover, cat food, CEO, hairball, cruelty, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 99

1990-05-28
Dogbert calls Buckingham Palace to ask if Princess Diana could help remove a witch's spell.
Family, spell, witch, frog, kiss, Princess Diana, hideous, family reunion, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 100

1990-05-29
Our heroes scheme about how to get a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, disguise, Princess Diana, margarita, crown, false nose, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 100

1990-05-30
The story so far: Dilbert has been turned into a frog and needs a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, potato, story so far, Prince Charles, glasses, contact lens, crown, false nose, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 100

1990-05-31
Dilbert is at Buckingham Palace to get a kiss from Princess Diana.
Family, spell, witch, frog, Buckingham Palace, lunch, fly, disguise, Dogbert, Dilbert, Princess Diana

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 101