Dogbert learns how to meditate from a guru.
Philosophy, secrets of the universe, meditation, clear your mind, stupid, mountain, swami hat, Dogbert, guru
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The tiny East European country of Elbonia has abandoned communism, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Note: An Elbonian's first appearance.
Start of saga: Dilbert travels to Elbonia.
Society, Europe, communism, pig, tree, mud farm, Dilbert, Dogbert, Elbonian
The Boss sends Dilbert to Elbonia to open a subsidiary.
Travel, subsidiary, communism, economics, engineer, suitcase, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert arrives in Elbonia and arranges for a flight to the capital.
Travel, communism, flight, airport, commute, slingshot, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert arrives at the Elbonian capital to teach them capitalism.
Travel, slingshot, mud, capitalism, blue jeans, landing, fly, Dilbert, Elbonian pig
The Elbonians are suspicious of Dilbert's motives for being in their country.
Society, capitalism, secret process, mud, dirt, suspicion, Dilbert, Elbonian, Elbonian pig
Dilbert asks the Elbonians why their main product is mud.
Policy, economy, mud, plan, pig, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert meets Helena, who was in his dreams last night.
Dating, dream, cheerleader, horse, single, bizarre, Dilbert, Helena
Dilbert tells the Elbonians about the incentive system of capitalism.
Training, capitalism, incentive, factory, rich, work long hours, television, Dilbert, Elbonian
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his successful trip to Elbonia.
Family, trip, subsidiary, capitalism, computer chip, industrial giant, management, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bob shouts from the rooftop to unload his feelings.
Society, deny feeling, shout from the rooftop, root, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, Dawn, Bob
Dilbert wants to know why Bob climbs on the roof and shouts.
Family, shout from the rooftop, feeling, honesty, spine, Dilbert, Bob
Dinosaurs almost never tell lies.
Family, lie, survival, National Enquirer, educational program, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn
Dilbert finds a lucky penny.
Pun, luck, penny, puddle, sidewalk, splash, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is short on wealth after paying his taxes.
Society, tax, satisfy, sacrifice, public service, shave, socks, IRS, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Dogbert, IRS agent
Dilbert finds a loose thread on his shirt.
Start of saga: Dilbert yanks a loose thread on his shirt.
Fashion, loose, thread, shirt, yank, head, torso, Dilbert
Dilbert needs help extracting his head from his torso.
Family, paw, loose, thread, shirt, torso, head, family portrait, family picture, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert tries to free Dilbert's head after it got sucked into his torso.
Family, loose, thread, shirt, torso, head, flattery, mollusk, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert doesn't like buying tissue boxes with feminine designs.
Retail, tissue, feminine, sexist, sandpaper, statement, manly, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert "guesses" Dilbert's explanation for why 400 women turned him down.
Personal, women, dating, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert doesn't want any mental activities.
Family, brain, lazy, mental, stimulation, insult, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert insults Dilbert but Dilbert is immune to it.
Family, abuse, male, female, spit, cake, zucchini, insult, bee, Dogbert, Dilbert
A man in a park bench tells how he told off his boss.
Society, sez, project, raise, wisdom, man, Dogbert
Dilbert brags he has investments.
Investment, stock broker, investor, chocolate, coin, profit, telephone, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells Bob how computers can save time.
Technology, computer, efficiency, spare time, Dilbert, Bob
Dogbert is surprised dinosaurs are so small.
Science, practical joke, Mesozoic Era, bone, fake vomit, tar pit, giant bone, gag gifts, Dogbert, Bob
A commercial for a nose toupee works on Dilbert.
Personal, television, advertisement, nose, hair, toupee, Rivco, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells how his Uncle Tim got lost while camping and froze to death.
Family, camping, freeze, compass, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Tim
Dilbert's credit card gets cancelled when the bank thinks he has died.
Technology, credit card, computer, bank, indignation, manual, Dilbert, bank employee
Dilbert gets sucked into a computer program.
Start of saga: Dilbert inside his computer program.
Technology, sucked, computer, program, two bits, Dilbert, Michael Chip