Tip: You can download the DSI, which is the source for these strip descriptions. It's at the downloads page.

1990-03-01
Dilbert tells how his Uncle Will was awarded eleven purple hearts.
Pun, army, draft, purple heart, soldier, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Will

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 62

1990-03-02
The bank asks Dilbert to make a deposit because they're having trouble meeting payroll.
Finance, bank, payroll, deposit, trust, telephone, Dilbert, bank employee

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 62

1990-03-03
Dilbert receives an urgent memo with an inspiring message.
Management, memo, urgent, proactive, quality, inspiration, heart, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 62

1990-03-04
Dilbert tries flattery on his date.
Dating, flattery, dish cloth, Jello, compliment, graceful, restaurant, tablecloth, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 63

1990-03-05
Dilbert shows Dogbert his trophy for perfect attendance.
Management, trophy, attendance, dust, wax, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 64

1990-03-06
The Garbageman explains to Dogbert what life is.
Society, life, cantaloupe, newspaper, coffee, garbage, romance, Dogbert, Garbageman

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 64

1990-03-07
Dogbert ponders gravity may only be an illusion.
Philosophy, gravity, illusion, think, smart, Wheel of Fortune, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 64

1990-03-08
Dilbert reads the body language of his date.
Dating, body language, cuddle, fireplace, firewood, chainsaw, interpret, hockey mask, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 65

1990-03-09
Dilbert tells Dogbert how much he enjoys the quiet times they spend together.
Family, quiet, silence, noise, chatter, listen, ignore, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 65

1990-03-10
Dilbert and Dogbert meet Vernon, probably the most boring person they know.
Society, boring, escape, insult, Kojak, polite, brain, tapioca, Dilbert, Dogbert, Vernon

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 65

1990-03-11
Dogbert demands more money and benefits for living with Dilbert.
Family, wage, benefits, package, disloyalty, abuse, legal problem, recognition, employee of the month, toaster, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 66

1990-03-12
Dilbert thinks riding in an elevator is very awkward.
Office Politics, elevator, awkward, breathe, quiet, fidget, dead, act, Dilbert, woman

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 67

1990-03-13
Dilbert wonders at the fact dogs don't sweat.
Family, sweat, sneak, bedroom, brush teeth, toothbrush, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 67

1990-03-14
An old lady says it's nice men don't whistle at her anymore.
Society, whistle, ogle, women's movement, sensitive, planet, climate, out of touch, old lady, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 67

1990-03-15
The Grim Reaper comes for Dogbert.
Family, death, challenge, sports, contest, Frisbee, degrade, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 68

1990-03-16
The Grim Reaper won't take Dogbert if Dogbert can catch a Frisbee in his mouth.
Family, death, challenge, cheat, Frisbee, athlete, Scrabble, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 68

1990-03-17
Dogbert wants to see a new Hitchcock movie, a sequel.
Entertainment, Alfred Hitchcock, movie, sequel, fish, theatre, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 68

1990-03-18
Dogbert makes a movie, "Dogbert versus Godzilla," starring Dilbert, Bob and himself.
Entertainment, home movie, Dogbert versus Godzilla, Godzilla, Raymond Burr, key grip, Barbie, Ken, Skipper, cheeseburger, fire extinguisher, sequel, workbench, gizmo, tool, camcorder, video camera, megaphone, Dogbert, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 69

1990-03-19
Dilbert has been bumped from his flight.
Travel, airline, flight, bumped, ticket, wing, duct tape section, airplane, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 70

1990-03-20
Dilbert gets ready for his date who turns out to be a little overweight.
Start of saga: Dilbert has a blind date with a large woman.
Dating, blind date, full-body, overweight, Sherpa, base camp, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 70

1990-03-21
Dogbert describes how large Dilbert's date is.
Dating, blind date, overweight, family portrait, Voyager II, Jabba, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 70

1990-03-22
Dilbert meets his blind date, an overweight woman.
Dating, blind date, overweight, dinner, all you can eat, ban, Dilbert, Janet

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 71

1990-03-23
Dilbert asks Janet, his overweight blind date, about other men she has dated.
Dating, blind date, overweight, Jabba, restaurant, delicious, Dilbert, Janet

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 71

1990-03-24
Janet's ex-boyfriends all disappeared without a trace, Dilbert learns.
Dating, boyfriend, disappear, eat, cheesecake, dessert, escape, restaurant, injury, Dilbert, Janet

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 71

1990-03-25
Dogbert dreams of living in a kinder world, in peace and harmony. Dilbert suspects trouble.
Family, kind, peace, harmony, retribution, bygone, stress, pet, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 72

1990-03-26
An artist asks Dilbert not to walk in front of him.
Society, paint, artist, interrupt, spoil, easel, beret, etiquette, Dilbert, artist

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 73

1990-03-27
Guard the house, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Family, guard, duty, intruder, thief, bullet, toilet, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 73

1990-03-28
Dilbert spices up the engineering newsletter.
Engineer, newsletter, pathos, drama, data loss, tissue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 73

1990-03-29
Dilbert tells Dogbert the different ways how he shows he likes girls.
Dating, girls, women, spitball, beg, like, satisfy, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 74

1990-03-30
A lottery winner bothers Dogbert by wasting money.
Retail, Burger Queen, special, lottery, winner, restaurant, Dogbert, lottery winner

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 74

1990-03-31
Dilbert's date says she values honesty in a man.
Dating, honesty, boring, smooch, relevant, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 74