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1990-01-01
Dogbert is grumpy so asks Dilbert not to talk to him.
Family, grumpy, flattery, chocolate cake, scratch behind the ears, leg spasm, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 37

1990-01-02
Dogbert starts to write an unauthorised biography about Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, pet and tell, expose, revelations, manuscript, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 37

1990-01-03
Dogbert describes some chapters in his unauthorised biography of Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, Jackie O, Liz Taylor, Steve Garvey, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 37

1990-01-04
A meeting of the "Skeptics Society" wants to debunk a claim to turn the audience into chickens.
Science, Skeptics Association, debunk, transmogrify, volunteer, adjourn, chicken, witch, broomstick, host, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 38

1990-01-05
Dogbert brings good news: an unlimited salad bar is open all day and all night.
Retail, all you can eat, salad bar, bathe, moist towelettes, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 38

1990-01-06
Dilbert asks a clerk for something to get rid of a headache.
Health, headache, remedy, drugstore, pharmacy, pill, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 38

1990-01-07
Dilbert buys pants that will shrink to fit.
Fashion, clothing store, shrink to fit, honour, taken, fit like a glove, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 39

1990-01-08
Dogbert wants to get out of his bad mood.
Family, bad mood, innocent, insult, greeting, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 40

1990-01-09
Dogbert charges himself with static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, Thor, Dog of Thunder, threat, ESD, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 40

1990-01-10
Dilbert taunts Dogbert about being full of static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, pun, nerd, Dog of Thunder, zap, resistor, ESD, injury, skeleton, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 40

1990-01-11
It's time to renew Dogbert's dog license.
Law, dog license, renew, Department of Dogs, test, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 41

1990-01-12
Dogbert fails the written portion of the dog license test.
Law, dog license, written portion, mailman, fax, Department of Dogs, trend, Dilbert, Dogbert, clerk

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 41

1990-01-13
Dilbert explains the problem with his car to a mechanic.
Business, auto, car, fuel pump, repair, expletive, Dilbert, mechanic

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 41

1990-01-14
Dilbert starts a diary.
Personal, diary, Kirk Cameron, fan club, monotony, journal, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 42

1990-01-15
Dogbert gets a job as a substitute school teacher.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, fourth grade, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 43

1990-01-16
Dilbert wants Dogbert to not be a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flammable, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, Dogbert, kid

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 43

1990-01-17
Dogbert, a substitute school teacher, tries to keep control of his class.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flame-thrower, hostage, stinger, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, kid

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 43

1990-01-18
Dogbert refers his class to the TV Guide.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, weapon, TV Guide, Falcon Crest, sex education, classroom, apple, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 44

1990-01-19
Dogbert describes his day as a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school teacher, statue, powerless, pigeon, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 44

1990-01-20
Dilbert worries about losing his hair.
Personal, hair loss, clump, anxious, mirror, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 44

1990-01-21
A man from the Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People comes to Dilbert's door.
Society, Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People, stereotype, donation, membership drive, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, ugly man

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 45

1990-01-22
Dilbert says women have always played hard to get, even in the Garden of Eden.
Dating, play hard to get, Garden of Eden, rejection, snake, Dilbert, Eve

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 46

1990-01-23
The doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Start of saga: A doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Health, six months to live, 50% off sale, pay cash, stethoscope, clipboard, doctor, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 46

1990-01-24
Dilbert breaks the bad news about his impending death to Dogbert.
Health, year to live, sad news, paint, house, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 46

1990-01-25
The test results were mixed up so Dilbert will not die.
Health, test results, pap smear, mistake, stethoscope, clipboard, Dilbert, doctor

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 47

1990-01-26
Dogbert wants to combine a mortuary business with a garbage collection business.
Business, mortuary, garbage collection, dearly departed, pizza delivery, calculator, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 47

1990-01-27
Dilbert stays at a fancy hotel and wonders who to tip.
Travel, hotel, tip, maid, concierge, trust, suitcase, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 47

1990-01-28
Dogbert gets approved for a credit card and is on track to conquer Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquer, credit card, Macy's, Visa, MasterCard, lottery, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, mailbox, envelope, gizmo, tool, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 48

1990-01-29
Dogbert tries to write down life's "unwritten rules."
Society, unwritten rule, porcupine, balloon, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 49

1990-01-30
Dogbert comes up with an idea for a sun tan lotion applicator.
Dogbert-Schemes, idea, Madonna, Barbie, sun tan lotion, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 49

1990-01-31
Dogbert wants to borrow Dilbert's car.
Family, borrow the car, vote, decision, recount, cheat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 49