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1989-10-01
Cupid the love-cherub visits Dilbert and Dogbert.
Family, instinct, love, picture window, stupid, crash, cherub, bow and arrow, Dogbert, Cupid, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 100

1989-10-02
Ed McMahon visits Dilbert about his sweepstakes entry.
Personal, sweepstakes, mail, letter, stamp, Dilbert, Ed McMahon

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 102

1989-10-03
Dilbert realises the grocery store under-charged him twelve cents on the lettuce.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets "darned" for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, grocery, under-charge, honesty, rationalise, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 102

1989-10-04
Phil visits Dilbert for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, under-charge, darn, eternal damnation, Prince of Insufficient Light, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 102

1989-10-05
Dilbert gets punished for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, damn, darn, misdemeanour, thermostat, living room, pitchspoon, punishment, regret, Dilbert, Phil, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 103

1989-10-06
Strange noises come from Dilbert's direction. Dogbert investigates.
Sports, bonk, ouch, thud, juggle, bowling pin, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 103

1989-10-07
Dilbert is transferred to a nuclear power project.
Professional, transfer, radiation, Glickman Nuclear Power Project, safety inspection, glowing report, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 103

1989-10-08
Dilbert installs a front door catapult as part of a new home security system.
Family, home, security system, welcome mat, catapult, guilt, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 104

1989-10-09
Dogbert has joined the Flat Earth Society.
Science, Flat Earth Society, Round Earth Theory, Christopher Columbus, witness, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 106

1989-10-10
Dogbert wants evidence the Earth is round.
Science, Earth, John Glenn, astronaut, honesty, politician, theory, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 106

1989-10-11
Dilbert creates a program to generate an effective pick-up line.
Dating, program, pick-up line, clever, Mel Gibson, dingo dog, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 106

1989-10-12
Dilbert asks Dogbert to go for a walk.
Family, walk, chew gum, uncoordinated, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 107

1989-10-13
Dilbert tracks Jenny Dworkin's speed, habits and tendencies.
Dating, Jenny Dworkin, track, computer, predict, call, contrive, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 107

1989-10-14
Dilbert considers the delicate balance of nature.
Science, balance of nature, environment, delicate, wedding, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 107

1989-10-15
Dilbert wins the lottery.
Personal, Three Stooges, Curly, lottery, wealth, drink, reporter, microphone, television reporter, Dogbert, Dilbert, reporter

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 108

1989-10-16
The Bank of Ethel says they spent all of Dilbert's deposits.
Business, Bank of Ethel, money, deposit, embezzle, Dilbert, Ethel

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 110

1989-10-17
A plant falls off the desk as Dilbert was talking to it.
Family, plant, talk, suicide note, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 110

1989-10-18
Dilbert writes a letter to his Uncle Max the policeman.
Family, letter, write, police, legal size, paper, bribe, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 110

1989-10-19
Dilbert asks Dogbert what he would put on Dilbert's headstone, if Dilbert were to die.
Family, die, tombstone, cremate, stuff, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 111

1989-10-20
Dogbert thinks the world would be a nicer place if all people renounced violence.
Dogbert-Schemes, violence, renounce, conquer, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 111

1989-10-21
Dilbert says he hates surprise birthday parties for him.
Personal, surprise party, birthday, nature, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 111

1989-10-22
A man from a house wrecking company comes to Dilbert's house.
Business, house call, Big Ball Wrecking Company, address, Walnut Avenue, neighbour, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, wrecker

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 6

1989-10-23
Dilbert watches a tennis instruction video to improve his game.
Sports, video, instruction, tennis, game, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 7

1989-10-24
Dogbert decides what to do, but shies away from the hard stuff.
Personal, activity, write, read, book, television, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 7

1989-10-25
Dilbert sometimes thinks he has never matured.
Personal, mature, kid, fake, cooties, Dilbert, woman

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 7

1989-10-26
A grocery store clerk catches Dilbert snacking in the store.
Business, grocery, grape, snack, scale, happy, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 8

1989-10-27
Dilbert enjoys fishing -- him against fish.
Sports, fish, brain, equipment, strength, water ski, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 8

1989-10-28
Dogbert reports scientists have found the gene that makes some people love golf.
Science, golf, gene, plaid, lie, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 8

1989-10-29
Dogbert intervenes at a bank that was rude to Dilbert by pretending to be billionaire David Packard.
Business, bank, rude, David Packard, Hewlett-Packard, money, non-interest bearing account, push-up, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 9

1989-10-30
Dogbert wonders why it's OK to kill flies but not dolphins.
Science, fly, dolphin, cruelty, swat, flyswatter, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 10

1989-10-31
Dilbert's date cancels out on him with a suspicious story.
Dating, cancel, caveman, ice cube tray, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Shave the Whales, page: 10