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1989-09-01
Dogbert asks about Dilbert's new book, "The History of Glue."
Pun, History of Glue, glue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 83

1989-09-02
Dilbert is happy to report the rate of Dogbert's snide comments has dipped.
Family, insult, snide comment, graph, plot, trend, dip, line chart, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 83

1989-09-03
Dogbert's animal magnetism reverses in the "Time of Degauss."
Family, Time of Degauss, animal magnetism, catastrophe, utensil, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 84

1989-09-04
Dogbert gives a piece of cake to Dilbert.
Family, chef, cake, frosting, health, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 86

1989-09-05
A cashier tries to drop the change in Dilbert's drink.
Business, change, soda, celebration dance, Dilbert, cashier

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 86

1989-09-06
Dilbert shows his latest invention which turns pocket lint into a parsley substitute.
Technology, pocket lint, parsley, technology driven, gizmo, Boss, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 86

1989-09-07
Dogbert beats Dilbert again at ping pong.
Sports, ping-pong, tricky shot, mental game, supernatural, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 87

1989-09-08
Dogbert produces the word "neans" in a Scrabble game.
Pun, Scrabble, neans, justification, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 87

1989-09-09
Dilbert worries about stuff falling off the truck in front of him.
Society, car, truck, drive, windshield, hammer, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 87

1989-09-10
Dogbert looks for a country to conquer on a limited budget.
Dogbert-Schemes, almanac, Andorra, King Dogbert of Andorra, mercenary, junk bond, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 88

1989-09-11
Dilbert worries about having to drink from a public water fountain.
Society, thirst, public, water fountain, cooties, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 90

1989-09-12
Dilbert and Dogbert go bird watching and Dogbert sees many more birds than Dilbert.
Science, bird watching, robin, bald eagle, binoculars, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 90

1989-09-13
Dogbert writes a story where Dilbert discovers all his white socks have holes.
Family, book, geek, tragedy, socks, pants, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 90

1989-09-14
Dogbert receives an invitation to a sales pitch about a condo.
Business, junk mail, condo, sales pitch, Jeep Cherokee, mock emerald, letter, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 91

1989-09-15
Dilbert wonders about how to act when meeting a person in the hallway for the third time today.
Office Politics, hallway, hello, fire alarm, awkward situation, etiquette, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 91

1989-09-16
Dogbert speculates an alien civilisation created life on earth as androids.
Society, android, alien, radish, speculation, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 91

1989-09-17
Dilbert sees whales communicating to squids, and Dogbert misinterprets.
Pun, whale, squid, communication, Prince Charles, Margaret Thatcher, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 92

1989-09-18
Dogbert describes music he hates.
Family, music, heavy metal rock, opera, costume, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 94

1989-09-19
Dilbert relates his fear of moths to a psychologist.
Personal, moth, insecurity, looks, phobia, couch, Dilbert, psychologist

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 94

1989-09-20
The psychologist thinks Dilbert's fear of moths is due to his insecurity about his looks.
Personal, moth, looks, insecurity, insect, mother, sweater, couch, psychologist, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 94

1989-09-21
Dilbert is considered for a promotion and is asked if he can handle criticism.
Management, promotion, evaluate, criticism, toupee, trick question, insult, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 95

1989-09-22
Dilbert invites Dogbert to go camping on the weekend.
Family, camping, garage, shower, bug, lost, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 95

1989-09-23
Dilbert had a dream about meeting a beautiful woman.
Dating, dream, woman, telephone number, problem, pyjamas, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 95

1989-09-24
Dilbert invents a deodorant spray booster pack.
Science, invention, deodorant, booster pack, sarcasm, armpit, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 96

1989-09-25
The neighbour complains Dogbert glued suction cups onto a kitten's feet and stuck it on a windshield.
Family, neighbour, kitten, suction cup, windshield, copyright, cruelty, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 98

1989-09-26
Dogbert advises Dilbert to act naturally at a party to impress women.
Personal, impress women, act naturally, advice, mirror, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 98

1989-09-27
A Soviet spy asks Dogbert for his master's electronic secrets.
Society, Soviet, comrade, secret, microfiche, evil empire, spy, Soviet spy, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 98

1989-09-28
Dilbert sings along with the "Ooh-Ooh!" part of a song on the radio.
Family, sing, ooh-ooh, radio, song, opinion, drive, car, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 99

1989-09-29
Dilbert says he hasn't always been a conservative engineer.
Personal, conservative, engineer, rebel, potato salad, Dilbert, young Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 99

1989-09-30
Dogbert considers whether to keep busy or sit.
Personal, busy, time flies, die, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 99