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1989-07-01
Dogbert invents a Velcro shirt pocket that attaches to chest hairs.
Fashion, invention, Velcro, shirt pocket, chest hair, swim, shower, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-02
Due to Dilbert's complaint about prison overcrowding, the governor sends a prisoner to stay at Dilbert's house.
Society, prison, strangler, blunt object, letter, postage, Dilbert, Governor, Bob the prisoner

1989-07-03
Dogbert doesn't want to join the neighbourhood watch group.
Society, neighbourhood watch, crime, Bad Ed, group leader, flashlight, sash, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-04
Dogbert thinks it dumb to elect the only known criminal as the leader of the neighbourhood crime watch.
Society, brick through a window, group leader, criminal, newsletter, flashlight, sash, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-05
Dogbert comes up with "Jequirity" as a Scrabble word.
Family, game, Scrabble, licorice, vowel, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-06
Dilbert says after ten years with the company, he gets a watch and lunch with his boss.
Professional, company, service time, lunch, watch, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-07
Dilbert invents a stealth cloaking device.
Science, invention, stealth, cloaking device, lose, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-08
Dilbert shops for a fine wool suit but is steered to a cheap nylon one.
Fashion, wool suit, clothing store, nylon, bell bottoms, pioneer, clothing rack, Dilbert, clothing clerk

1989-07-09
An alien offers to end hunger, poverty and disease on Earth.
Society, alien, Planet Moothron, hunger, poverty, disease, selfish, spaceship, Dogbert, alien

1989-07-10
Nature compensates for weaknesses like blindness, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, nature, weakness, blind, hearing, stupid, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-11
Dilbert is stuck after the first line of a love poem.
Dating, poem, rhyme, love, wave-division multiplexor, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-12
Dogbert creates a reusable newspaper with generic stories.
Entrepreneur, newspaper, generic, reusable, Pope, Mideast, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-13
Dilbert tells Dogbert he asked two people for a date and got rejected.
Dating, antisocial, movie, hang out, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-14
Dilbert tells Dogbert about the best potato he has eaten.
Family, boring, Great Things I Have Eaten, baked potato, sarcasm, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-15
Dogbert gets a job as a spokesperson for a hair growth formula.
Business, job, Harry's Hair Growth Solution, spokesperson, razor, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-16
Dogbert says their owner/pet contract has expired and brings a new one to sign.
Family, contract renewal, owner/pet contract, obey, command, humiliate, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-17
Dilbert runs a computer simulation to find out why the dinosaurs became extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first mention.
Science, computer simulation, dinosaur, extinction, hide, logic, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn

1989-07-18
Dilbert calls the exterminator to get rid of the dinosaurs.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, exterminator, thesaurus, telephone, Dilbert, Bob

1989-07-19
Bob and Dawn introduce themselves to prove Dilbert's theory dinosaurs aren't extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first appearance.
Start of saga: The dinosaurs show themselves.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, nobodysaurus, Bob, Dilbert

1989-07-20
Dilbert gets acquainted with the dinosaurs and learns their species.
Science, nobodysaurus, thesaurus, old dinosaur joke, Mesozoic Era, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

1989-07-21
Dawn demands Bob eat Dilbert.
Science, eat, carnivore, smite, tail, cramp, Dawn, Bob, Dilbert

1989-07-22
The dinosaurs can hide in Dilbert's house in exchange for not eating Dilbert.
Family, hide, eat, nobodysaurus, tennies, trick, sneakers, Dawn, Dilbert, Bob

1989-07-23
A bird hits Dilbert's front window and asks to be let through.
Science, window, invisible, force field, water, glass, thirst, bird, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-24
Bob says the story dinosaurs were destroyed when a meteor hit Earth was highly exaggerated.
Science, extinction, meteor, collision, destroy, exaggerate, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn, Larry the dinosaur

1989-07-25
Bob tells of Larry's brush with the meteor and becomes a new evolutionary chain of dinosaurs.
Pun, meteor, medical expense, evolutionary chain, duck-billed platypus, Bob, Dilbert, Larry the dinosaur

1989-07-26
Dilbert explains the house rules to the dinosaurs.
Family, rule, hide, light, resident, flesh, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-27
Dilbert invents a barbecue without charcoal or lighter fluid.
Science, barbecue, charcoal, electric stove, lighter fluid, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-28
Dogbert complains about Dilbert's snoring.
Family, snore, recording, whale song, National Geographic, kelp, mammal, tape player, tape recorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-29
Dogbert has nightmares so comes to bed with Dilbert.
Family, nightmare, bed, covers, pyjama top, blanket, mattress, Dogbert, Dilbert

1989-07-30
Dilbert discovers a subatomic civilisation through his microscope.
Science, microscope, subatomic civilisation, planet, Minimus 6, focus, crunch, Dilbert, Dogbert

1989-07-31
Dilbert meets his new boss and immediately comes to a misunderstanding.
Note: The Boss's first appearance.
Management, new boss, kneel, contact lens, Neal Snow, Dilbert