Dogbert invents a Velcro shirt pocket that attaches to chest hairs.
Fashion, invention, Velcro, shirt pocket, chest hair, swim, shower, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert
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Due to Dilbert's complaint about prison overcrowding, the governor sends a prisoner to stay at Dilbert's house.
Society, prison, strangler, blunt object, letter, postage, Dilbert, Governor, Bob the prisoner
Dogbert doesn't want to join the neighbourhood watch group.
Society, neighbourhood watch, crime, Bad Ed, group leader, flashlight, sash, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert thinks it dumb to elect the only known criminal as the leader of the neighbourhood crime watch.
Society, brick through a window, group leader, criminal, newsletter, flashlight, sash, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert comes up with "Jequirity" as a Scrabble word.
Family, game, Scrabble, licorice, vowel, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert says after ten years with the company, he gets a watch and lunch with his boss.
Professional, company, service time, lunch, watch, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents a stealth cloaking device.
Science, invention, stealth, cloaking device, lose, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert shops for a fine wool suit but is steered to a cheap nylon one.
Fashion, wool suit, clothing store, nylon, bell bottoms, pioneer, clothing rack, Dilbert, clothing clerk
An alien offers to end hunger, poverty and disease on Earth.
Society, alien, Planet Moothron, hunger, poverty, disease, selfish, spaceship, Dogbert, alien
Nature compensates for weaknesses like blindness, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, nature, weakness, blind, hearing, stupid, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is stuck after the first line of a love poem.
Dating, poem, rhyme, love, wave-division multiplexor, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert creates a reusable newspaper with generic stories.
Entrepreneur, newspaper, generic, reusable, Pope, Mideast, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert he asked two people for a date and got rejected.
Dating, antisocial, movie, hang out, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert about the best potato he has eaten.
Family, boring, Great Things I Have Eaten, baked potato, sarcasm, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gets a job as a spokesperson for a hair growth formula.
Business, job, Harry's Hair Growth Solution, spokesperson, razor, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert says their owner/pet contract has expired and brings a new one to sign.
Family, contract renewal, owner/pet contract, obey, command, humiliate, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert runs a computer simulation to find out why the dinosaurs became extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first mention.
Science, computer simulation, dinosaur, extinction, hide, logic, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn
Dilbert calls the exterminator to get rid of the dinosaurs.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, exterminator, thesaurus, telephone, Dilbert, Bob
Bob and Dawn introduce themselves to prove Dilbert's theory dinosaurs aren't extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first appearance.
Start of saga: The dinosaurs show themselves.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, nobodysaurus, Bob, Dilbert
Dilbert gets acquainted with the dinosaurs and learns their species.
Science, nobodysaurus, thesaurus, old dinosaur joke, Mesozoic Era, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn
Dawn demands Bob eat Dilbert.
Science, eat, carnivore, smite, tail, cramp, Dawn, Bob, Dilbert
The dinosaurs can hide in Dilbert's house in exchange for not eating Dilbert.
Family, hide, eat, nobodysaurus, tennies, trick, sneakers, Dawn, Dilbert, Bob
A bird hits Dilbert's front window and asks to be let through.
Science, window, invisible, force field, water, glass, thirst, bird, Dogbert, Dilbert
Bob says the story dinosaurs were destroyed when a meteor hit Earth was highly exaggerated.
Science, extinction, meteor, collision, destroy, exaggerate, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn, Larry the dinosaur
Bob tells of Larry's brush with the meteor and becomes a new evolutionary chain of dinosaurs.
Pun, meteor, medical expense, evolutionary chain, duck-billed platypus, Bob, Dilbert, Larry the dinosaur
Dilbert explains the house rules to the dinosaurs.
Family, rule, hide, light, resident, flesh, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents a barbecue without charcoal or lighter fluid.
Science, barbecue, charcoal, electric stove, lighter fluid, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert complains about Dilbert's snoring.
Family, snore, recording, whale song, National Geographic, kelp, mammal, tape player, tape recorder, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert has nightmares so comes to bed with Dilbert.
Family, nightmare, bed, covers, pyjama top, blanket, mattress, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert discovers a subatomic civilisation through his microscope.
Science, microscope, subatomic civilisation, planet, Minimus 6, focus, crunch, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert meets his new boss and immediately comes to a misunderstanding.
Note: The Boss's first appearance.
Management, new boss, kneel, contact lens, Neal Snow, Dilbert