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1989-06-01
Dogbert says dogs can sense earthquakes before they happen.
Science, earthquake, prescience, sense, predict, entertain, workbench, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 31

1989-06-02
Dogbert tries to move a ball with his mind.
Science, telekinesis, brain, levitate, chair, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 31

1989-06-03
Dogbert asks Dilbert for a preference: winning a million bucks or getting hit with a dead mole in the lips.
Family, million dollars, mole, hypothetical, choice, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 31

1989-06-04
Dilbert works on Sharon's home and gets to call it a date.
Dating, bathtub, rain gutter, sprinkler, engine, lunch, toolbox, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 32

1989-06-05
Dilbert wants to take sky diving lessons.
Sports, sky diving, thud, lesson, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 34

1989-06-06
Dogbert doesn't think Dilbert is manly enough for sky diving.
Sports, courage, sky diving, lesson, necktie, manly, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 34

1989-06-07
Dogbert creates plans for a revolutionary home defence system.
Family, home defence system, porcupine, compliment, doubt, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 34

1989-06-08
Dilbert asks for a detonator coil for a small nuclear device.
Science, Electrode Hut, detonator coil, nuclear device, faint, gizmo, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 35

1989-06-09
Dilbert gets a chain letter and is tempted to continue it.
Society, chain letter, law, stranger, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 35

1989-06-10
Dilbert invents a Dick Tracy watch.
Science, Dick Tracy, watch, voices and pictures, picture, wristwatch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 35

1989-06-11
Dogbert fetches Dilbert's slippers and is unhappy about it.
Family, fetch, slippers, bathrobe, hedge clippers, degrade, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 36

1989-06-12
A woman over 35 has a greater chance of being killed by a terrorist than getting married, Dilbert reads.
Society, marriage, terrorist, probability, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 38

1989-06-13
People walk differently when other people are watching, Dilbert observes.
Family, walk, banjo legs, watch, self-conscious, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 38

1989-06-14
Dilbert and Dogbert have a pun war; I'm feeling a little hoarse.
Pun, pun wars, escalation, hoarse, colt, gelding, filly, stirrup, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 38

1989-06-15
Dilbert invents holographic flowers and thinks it will save money in a relationship.
Dating, holograph, flower, girlfriend, invention, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 39

1989-06-16
Dogbert says it's lucky people's eyes are located on their heads.
Society, eye, head, ankle, car, dating, species, extinct, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 39

1989-06-17
Dilbert learns tennis from Dogbert with mothballs.
Sports, tennis, ball, mental game, game, regulation size, confidence, moth ball, racquet, racket, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 39

1989-06-18
Dilbert discovers the chemical that causes love.
Science, computer simulation, chemical, love, marriage, cure, brain, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 40

1989-06-19
Dogbert, out of flour, uses powder from Dilbert's lab to make cupcakes.
Science, flour, powder, cupcake, Chevy, analogy, baking, chef's hat, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 42

1989-06-20
Dogbert's mutated cupcakes devoured the neighbour's Chevy.
Science, cupcake, mutate, Chevy, devour, baking, chef's hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 42

1989-06-21
Dilbert composes a personals ad that may be too honest.
Dating, personals-ad, romance, honesty, species, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 42

1989-06-22
Dilbert has a "flying dream."
Family, dream, fly, crash, wake, pulleys, hoist, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 43

1989-06-23
Dilbert left his laundry in the washing machine for too long.
Fashion, laundry, washer, chisel, doughnut, sculpt, sleeve, sport coat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 43

1989-06-24
Dogbert demonstrates the art of the pun: Dilbert's uncle, the famous biologist.
Pun, demonstration, biologist, award, sea anemone, social life, friend, Dogbert, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 43

1989-06-25
Dilbert goes to a video dating service and learns about special effects that can be added to his tape.
Dating, video dating service, film, special effect, Arnold Schwarzenegger, dolphin, sensitive, Dilbert, clerk

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 44

1989-06-26
The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Start of saga: The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Family, visitor, death, UPS, dress code, scythe, Dogbert, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 46

1989-06-27
The Grim Reaper mistakes Dilbert for Gilbert.
Family, death, Gilbert, mistaken identity, scythe, Grim Reaper, Dilbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 46

1989-06-28
The Grim Reaper, realising his mistake, wants to wait to see if Dilbert's number comes up.
Family, death, mistaken identity, hang around, scythe, pester, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 46

1989-06-29
While the Grim Reaper waits for Dilbert to die, Dilbert entertains the Grim Reaper with a story.
Family, death, hang around, storytelling, mistake, scythe, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 47

1989-06-30
Dilbert's program proves pretty women have bad personalities.
Science, computer program, women, personality, geek, software bug, Dilbert, Dogbert

Book: Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, page: 47