Dogbert says dogs can sense earthquakes before they happen.
Science, earthquake, prescience, sense, predict, entertain, workbench, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert
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Dogbert tries to move a ball with his mind.
Science, telekinesis, brain, levitate, chair, Dogbert
Dogbert asks Dilbert for a preference: winning a million bucks or getting hit with a dead mole in the lips.
Family, million dollars, mole, hypothetical, choice, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert works on Sharon's home and gets to call it a date.
Dating, bathtub, rain gutter, sprinkler, engine, lunch, toolbox, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wants to take sky diving lessons.
Sports, sky diving, thud, lesson, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert doesn't think Dilbert is manly enough for sky diving.
Sports, courage, sky diving, lesson, necktie, manly, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert creates plans for a revolutionary home defence system.
Family, home defence system, porcupine, compliment, doubt, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert asks for a detonator coil for a small nuclear device.
Science, Electrode Hut, detonator coil, nuclear device, faint, gizmo, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert gets a chain letter and is tempted to continue it.
Society, chain letter, law, stranger, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents a Dick Tracy watch.
Science, Dick Tracy, watch, voices and pictures, picture, wristwatch, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert fetches Dilbert's slippers and is unhappy about it.
Family, fetch, slippers, bathrobe, hedge clippers, degrade, Dilbert, Dogbert
A woman over 35 has a greater chance of being killed by a terrorist than getting married, Dilbert reads.
Society, marriage, terrorist, probability, Dilbert, Dogbert
People walk differently when other people are watching, Dilbert observes.
Family, walk, banjo legs, watch, self-conscious, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert have a pun war; I'm feeling a little hoarse.
Pun, pun wars, escalation, hoarse, colt, gelding, filly, stirrup, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents holographic flowers and thinks it will save money in a relationship.
Dating, holograph, flower, girlfriend, invention, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert says it's lucky people's eyes are located on their heads.
Society, eye, head, ankle, car, dating, species, extinct, Dogbert
Dilbert learns tennis from Dogbert with mothballs.
Sports, tennis, ball, mental game, game, regulation size, confidence, moth ball, racquet, racket, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert discovers the chemical that causes love.
Science, computer simulation, chemical, love, marriage, cure, brain, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert, out of flour, uses powder from Dilbert's lab to make cupcakes.
Science, flour, powder, cupcake, Chevy, analogy, baking, chef's hat, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert's mutated cupcakes devoured the neighbour's Chevy.
Science, cupcake, mutate, Chevy, devour, baking, chef's hat, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert composes a personals ad that may be too honest.
Dating, personals-ad, romance, honesty, species, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert has a "flying dream."
Family, dream, fly, crash, wake, pulleys, hoist, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert left his laundry in the washing machine for too long.
Fashion, laundry, washer, chisel, doughnut, sculpt, sleeve, sport coat, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert demonstrates the art of the pun: Dilbert's uncle, the famous biologist.
Pun, demonstration, biologist, award, sea anemone, social life, friend, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert goes to a video dating service and learns about special effects that can be added to his tape.
Dating, video dating service, film, special effect, Arnold Schwarzenegger, dolphin, sensitive, Dilbert, clerk
The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Start of saga: The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Family, visitor, death, UPS, dress code, scythe, Dogbert, Dilbert, Grim Reaper
The Grim Reaper mistakes Dilbert for Gilbert.
Family, death, Gilbert, mistaken identity, scythe, Grim Reaper, Dilbert
The Grim Reaper, realising his mistake, wants to wait to see if Dilbert's number comes up.
Family, death, mistaken identity, hang around, scythe, pester, Dilbert, Grim Reaper
While the Grim Reaper waits for Dilbert to die, Dilbert entertains the Grim Reaper with a story.
Family, death, hang around, storytelling, mistake, scythe, Dilbert, Grim Reaper
Dilbert's program proves pretty women have bad personalities.
Science, computer program, women, personality, geek, software bug, Dilbert, Dogbert